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Horseshoe theory undefeated
Breaking911@Breaking911
🚨 EXPLOSIVE: Mamdani's wife is not only a rabid anti-Semite Islamic fanatic, but she's also homophobic, and uses the "N" word. Oh, and she also volunteered to be a suicide bomber "If it does good for my cause, I’ll be happy to accept death.” @NYCMayor comment? Happy Ramadan!
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why is today armageddon in utah
TMZ@TMZ
'Mormon Wives' Jessi Draper Ngatikaura Husband Files For Divorce tmz.me/t8ubuvz
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@badtothebone124 @chrishardman They consistently underperform in the tournament, not sure why.
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@chrishardman BYU in 33 attempts of the tournament has never been to a Final Four, and has only been to the Elite Eight once.
They are the team with most NCAA Tournament appearances without a Final Four to show for it.
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Imagine all the baptisms that would've happened if they had made the Final Four. Absolutely devastating for this missionary tool.
BYU Men's Basketball@BYUMBB
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Taking that BYU loss a bit hard.
TMZ@TMZ
'Mormon Wives' Jessi Draper Ngatikaura Husband Files For Divorce tmz.me/t8ubuvz
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First we had “open monogamy” and now we have “platonic polyamory”
Tyler is finishing a book, slow to reply@TylerAlterman
The future is platonic polycules
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Gen Z if there’s an age gap of more than 3 years and 7 months
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Gary@plzbepatient
Mamdani was 30 when he started dating the 24 year old that would become his wife. All age gap discourse is fake.
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Heart rate hasn't come down much; send whitepills (I'm always whitepilled about dating, but there are other troubles in life)
Literally Chad@literally_chad
I am catching career ending cortisol spikes
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Canada and the UK have all the insanity of the U.S. without the wealth to distract from it.
Daniel Foch@danielfoch
Canada has observed the largest decline in happiness in the world (along with the UK)
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What’s happening?
I’ve been completely swamped the past few weeks.
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@emilyjashinsky Cinnabon is the moral strength of this country. They do not yield.
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Too many people still believe they can take on Cinnabon and win.
Pop Base@PopBase
Taylor Frankie Paul’s upcoming season of ‘The Bachelorette’ has been officially cancelled.
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@MaxNordau @megynkelly She didn't say a failure. And she said this year, i.e. the last few months.
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@megynkelly If you ignore all of the successes of the Trump admin, then it’s a total failure, mom.
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It’s been a banner two weeks for George W. Bush’s Republican Party.
The Wall Street Journal@WSJ
Trump has privately told his inner circle that some of his administration’s deportation policies have gone too far on.wsj.com/4blPduX
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@plasmarob I'd walk around naked outside more but I'd be committing social suicide.
We need to get rid of societal norms so I can do what I want!
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Every couple months this chick shows up again and her aura is just incredible man
I worry she is pushing drugs bad ideas and sleeping around by her sexy influencer bits but man her aura is simply off the charts
She/Her Ohtani@Lizzie_Baseball
Biological and agricultural engineering is all one department at the University of Arkansas, which means every time I walk past their lounge I see women who look like this next to men that look like that
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Leeches to improve testosterone and sexual function. Will look into this and see if worth doing an experiment.
Take Testosterone@maxyourtest
New libidomaxxing method just dropped
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This is such a win for everybody who’s gotten hit by their girlfriend (me).
You just have to sit there and take it or it’s going to prison for life if you retaliate
FearBuck@FearedBuck
ABC has canceled The Bachelorette after their lead was seen in a leaked footage physically attacking her ex-boyfriend and throwing metal chairs at him while her child was present and reportedly the child was struck during the altercation.
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@MurrayHillGuy1 get married and have kids, everything else is completely irrelevant. Move to the suburbs. Go live in in hippie commune. Be a beach bum and surf daily. Just do whatever
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>Work a desk job
>Grind 9–6
>Lift weights to feel something
>Marry someone beautiful enough
>Move to suburbs
>Get a dog
>Have 2 kids
>Watch sports
>Drive an American SUV to Costco on weekends
>Buy a house
>Vacation twice a year
Is this the dream? or just a life we were sold?
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