Fairly Average Brian

@abelfinancial @coastaltexan @Super70sSports Altuve’s teammates said he did not cheat, and he actually got mad if anyone tried to give him an advantage. Statistical and video analyses of 2017 confirmed it is true. Poor guy is the nicest dude in baseball but doesn’t stop casual and uneducated trolls from dragging him. SMH

@coastaltexan @Super70sSports Altuve’s clicker is a league wide practice? He misses it this year, eh?

I’m pulling for the Phillies because I’m still salty about 2017. But if Houston wins, I’ll be very happy for Dusty Baker, one of baseball’s best people. The day I interviewed him, he’d been hunting. I asked how it went. “Man, I couldn’t hit shit.” And we were off. A great guy.

@charlz1490 @StrosHorns1705 @TalkinJake Because you say Altvue cheated, when his teammates and analyses of the season have confirmed that he specifically did not, exposes you as someone who is either casually uninformed on the scandal or a deliberate troll.

@StrosHorns1705 @TalkinJake What did he do to Altuve? Altuve cheated in '17 and acted rather strange in'19. Altuve doesn't get the benefit of the doubt. That's not to say he's a bad player but he definitely did that to himself Jake and jomboy just reported it.

Hey Houston Fans, Some of you won’t ever be a fan of me and what we’re doing for baseball and that’s whatever and that’s fandom I guess But The Astros are a hell of a team. Dominant. Fun. Good luck against Philly.

@Suresh1m @itsevilmee @nytimes This is counterproductive to their cause. Instead of starting a conversation and thinking about climate, people consider these stunts radical vandalism. It dos not encourage change.

Two climate activists threw mashed potatoes on a Claude Monet painting in a German museum on Sunday. One shouted in German that the world was in "a climate catastrophe, and all you are afraid of is tomato soup or mashed potatoes in a painting." nyti.ms/3N1NEo0

@michaelschwab13 Bob is only looking out for the children. This world is cruel, and they are so fragile.

Bob Costas got hot and bothered because Astros fans chanted "Yankees suck" after the game 😂 What would happen if Bob found out what the Yankees fans chant at Altuve? He'd probably chant along.

@GregAbbott_TX Does Abbott want to cut school funding? Because most of Texas property taxes pay for school budgets. BTW, the $27B surplus is not from property taxes. It came from sales taxes; taxes on oil, gas, motor vehicles, and cigarettes; and the federal govt. texastribune.org/2022/04/22/tex…

Interesting. Texas is sitting on a $27 Billion SURPLUS because of our record setting revenue. We will use much of it to deliver the largest property tax cut in Texas history.

I’d let that dude date my daughter. Imagine experiencing that much happiness and giving it up to be a better person.

@GregAbbott_TX What does this have to do with Biden? That guy was on supervised release in the US when Trump was president. Case No. DR:13-M -11010(1).

A Honduran man was arrested by Texas Dept. of Public Safety for criminal trespassing on a private ranch in Texas. Turned out he has an active warrant for murder in his home country. State & local law enforcement constantly deal with the open border policies allowed by Biden.

This gave me chills. Absolutely incredible job by the @astros video team. This game was magical and will always be remembered

@MrX3RO @maggieNYT You seem cool.

From CONFIDENCE MAN

@Bill11439453 @maggieNYT Easy, Bill. I've never supported Trump. I'm not a Republican. My views are far from fringe. Don't attack me just because Maggie's tweet was confusing.

Superhuman!

@GregAbbott_TX @TxDPS So bold. Now the problem will finally get fixed.

Fentanyl is a clandestine killer, & Texans are victimized by Mexican cartels that produce & import it. Today, I issued an Executive Order designating cartels as terrorist organizations & directed @TxDPS to take immediate action to disrupt cartel & gang activity.

@GregAbbott_TX Exploiting people to make a political point is not ethical.

Our supposed Border Czar, VP Harris, has yet to see firsthand the impact of the open border policies she has helped implement. Texas will continue sending migrants to sanctuary cities like D.C. until Biden & Harris do their jobs to secure the border.

@RepTroyNehls This was the crisis under Trump. It’s a complex problem. dhs.gov/news/2019/03/0…

MUST WATCH: This is the reality of Joe Biden's border crisis that they don't want you to see.

@RepTroyNehls The US has the highest incarceration rate in the world.

America doesn’t have a gun problem America has a soft on criminals problem

@GarrettForMI Trying a little too hard to prove his masculinity.

Customer service is terrible at @ATT. Want to solve a problem? Get comfortable because AT&T is ALWAYS experiencing high call volumes. You have the option to have an agent call you back … in 24 hours.

@joncoopertweets If he is convicted of espionage we should have a do-over that starts in 2016. All of us will immediately be 6 years younger and COVID never happened. Who’s with me?

If Trump is ultimately convicted of ESPIONAGE, shouldn’t all of his picks for the Supreme Court be ANNULLED?