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The blackest day of the gayest month

My wife screamed a lot when she was giving birth and it honestly gave me the ick.

@culturedgrug69 Was enjoying my morning coffee until I read this

Fat people are saying they have body dysmorphia. No, that’s called having eyes. Lose some weight.

@harrrmy You actually don’t

I’m not even joking i cried today thinking about how i have to be an adult for the rest of my life

@etherealmusing Same

I will be married by the end of 2027 :)

@culturedgrug69 You’re definitely being an antisemite if you do this with MY tragedy though

Muslims practice Islam, the religion of Muhammad who raped his 9-year old "wife." 50% of Paki marriages are between first cousins, and they've nearly raped a species of freshwater dolphin to extinction. The ubiquity of rape and the evil of these people can't be overstated.

@SlumRNA_Dog Grown man, afraid to piss his pants?

Anyone ever mog their bladder by holding their pee for so long on a car ride that it just stops bothering you?

@basedgod126 She teed up you asking for the #

yeah thanks i needed to know this

@localsweety @E65267665 I didn’t intend to inspire negative comments Maddyy, I promise

@E65267665 @HorizonLooker we can tell you don't get laid

getting married at 19 before you actually experience college life and find yourself is actually terrifying

@stocktalkweekly Bullish for Docusign?

*IRAN AND U.S. DIGITALLY SIGN MEMORANDUM OF UNDERSTANDING TO END WAR

@localsweety I’m thinking of the people who never go to college and listlessly go through life without ever knowing themselves. Maybe we could recreate what you did to help them find themselves

@HorizonLooker how is that relevant

Pakistan

@daffypost It’s OK to be wrong sometimes.

@HorizonLooker Yea, actually.

Anyone else low-key jerk off to Charlotte jpg?

@ArtisanAles1 @wotancore Well I agree here this is hyperbolic but it’s also not representative.

@HorizonLooker @wotancore Come on man.

I would say you have poor reading comprehension, as I never used any such phrasing and said that Israeli influence was pronounced. But it’s not a matter of understanding, or even the immense dishonesty of this reply, you are just a completely uncritical farm animal who will gorge at any slop this administration throws your way. You are an ethnic Jew who supports everything Trump does without any discernment and view any form of moderate dissent from the right as “hysterics”, “trooning out.” One does not get a more radical administration by gawking over tiny symbolic gestures and defending colossal fuck-ups, but you seem more heavily invested on maintaining the persona of a Trump loyalist on Twitter than in material outcomes and political victories.

You have to recharacterize everything into hysterics to have a point. If you were directing this at people claiming the end of the world would happen it would make some sense. Anyway, you’re not interested in defending the position people were criticizing, just lobbing insults at those criticizing, not interesting for me

@HorizonLooker @wotancore Yeah, I should be hasty to dunk on the president that has done more for Americans than any other president of my lifetime every time he does something I don’t like so I can sell panic for some upvotes.

@ArtisanAles1 @wotancore You’re allowed to be a fanboy lolcow yea

@HorizonLooker @wotancore I’m allowed to call people limp-wristed pussies on the internet. It’s not my fault Charles has a weak spine.

@ArtisanAles1 @wotancore Sure, neither is shitting your pants because someone said Trump is making a mistake

@HorizonLooker @wotancore I told people this wasn’t worth shitting your pants over and I was absolutely correct about that.