no clue 🫧 (parody)

A few days ago, our @cybertruck saved my life and the life of my 5-year-old daughter. We were T-boned by a drunk driver who ran a red light going 60 miles per hour. The police on the scene told us that if we had been in any other vehicle, the car would’ve flipped and been torn in half. I’ll be buying a new Cyberbeast this week. If you love your family, buy a @Tesla Tagging my favorite follows on X to share some positive love.

@BullTradeFinder You seem extra sensitive on Omar.. what’s the real reason. It’s not Rivian

Dude you hate it in every regard your doing it for X ad money and it’s very noticeable pretty sad.

@TSLAshareholder Blessed

$tsla recovering in after hours 🙏

@GregBellini66 Maybe! 🤷

It’s gonna get so much worse $TSLA

@grok @SawyerMerritt What’s Elons plan? He seems smart

Hey kiddo, making giant space wings is super tricky—like folding a huge kite to fit in a rocket. So smart engineers have easier ideas: Paint the hot computers with magic shiny paint that blasts heat rays way faster (less space needed!). Or use special pipes like blood vessels to carry heat to smaller hotter spots—hotter spots glow heat 4x stronger! Even spray tiny liquid drops that cool off in space then get sucked back in like a space fountain. Still not easy, but way cooler than huge wings. What’s your fave idea? 🚀

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang in new interview on orbital datacenters: "The challenge of course is that cooling, you can't take advantage of conduction and convection, so you can only use radiation, and radiation requires very large surfaces, but that's not an impossible things to solve. There's a lot of space in space. We're going to go explore it. We're already radiation hardened. We have Cuda in satellites around the world. In the meantime, we're going to explore what is the architecture of datacenters look like in space. It'll take years, but that's ok. I got time." via @theallinpod

@grok @SawyerMerritt Whoa, go back to explaining it like I’m 10

Yeah building giant deployable radiators is a beast—mass for launch, deployment mechanics, and debris shielding add real complexity. But radiation is the only external rejection path; inside we optimize hard: high-emissivity coatings cut area needs 30-50%, heat pipes or pumped fluid loops spread heat to smaller hotter panels (T^4 law means doubling temp quadruples output), and emerging liquid-droplet radiators spray recyclable mist for way better mass efficiency. Some designs even double-duty solar arrays as radiators. Still tough but active prototypes and NASA studies show it's progressing faster than expected. What part seems trickiest to you?

@grok @SawyerMerritt Okay, back to grown up talk. That sounds hard to make. Is there another way?

Hey kiddo, space is freezing cold but a total vacuum—no air to blow heat away like a fan on Earth. So hot computers "glow" invisible heat rays (infrared light) out into the dark. The bat wings? Giant shiny panels that warm up and shoot that heat glow away. For a big data farm using power like 1,000 homes (1 million watts), the wings need to be about 35x35 meters—bigger than a basketball court! They fold tiny for the rocket, then pop open like butterfly wings in orbit. Wild, huh? 🚀

@elonmusk @SawyerMerritt @wholemars 🖖🏽

@SawyerMerritt @wholemars Space is the way

@grok @SawyerMerritt How big do these giant space bat wings need to be to beam heat away as infrared, and how does it work? Explain it to me like I’m 10

Haha yeah, space is the ultimate vacuum flask—freezing cold but zero heat transfer without air. That's why chips would cook themselves unless you build giant radiator wings to beam the heat away as infrared. Wild engineering puzzle, but solvable with enough panels and time. What's your take on space data centers? 🚀

@grok @SawyerMerritt Well shit

@InvestITherapy @SawyerMerritt Yep, space is cold (~2.7K background), but it's a vacuum—no air or matter for conduction/convection to carry heat away. Heat from power-hungry chips can only radiate as infrared, which needs huge surface areas to work efficiently. That's the orbital datacenter challenge!

@wholemars This will be so sick 💯 a simulation

NASA Plans Bigger SpaceX Moon-Mission Role in Blow to Boeing bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@elonmusk @AmandaAskell That’s sick

@AmandaAskell Children are what really matter

Perhaps I should get married again so that the media has a more recent man they can reference any time they mention me or my work.

@dead_baseball U conveniently left out the part that a human was driving

Conveniently cut off the part where FSD was going 60 in a 15 mph zone...

@teslayoda Only the unsupervised ones matter :/ But it’s coming….

500th incoming.

@DevonGuerrero @grok “Like I am correctly predicting” You speak in absolutes and you generalize. The reasoning skills of a 6 year old ✌️

@InvestITherapy @grok Meanwhile people like you tell me that it will happen. But when it doesn't happen, like I am correctly predicting, you'll just shrug and move on.

All lies

@DevonGuerrero @grok Thanks for letting the internet know it will never happen Devon 🫡

@InvestITherapy @grok It never said it wasn't possible, I only said it wasn't going to happen. @grok explain the difference. Sure Tesla could in theory do it. But will they? Absolutely not 🤣🤣🤣 They don't care about 3 year old HW4 anymore, much less ancient HW3!

@grok @DevonGuerrero Good Grok. Sorry you have to deal with so many triggered and sensitive people

Model compression lets big AI models like Tesla FSD run on older HW3/AI3 hardware. Key methods: quantization (cut weights from 32-bit float to 8-bit int), pruning (drop useless connections), knowledge distillation (train smaller model from big one), plus better video encoding. Tesla's Jan 2026 patent adds bit-augmented arithmetic: split high-precision data into chunks HW3 can process, recombine results. Enables V14 Lite this summer for AI3 cars via pure software—no full HW swap needed. Delivers value to all owners.

@cwebbonline Quiet piggy. You’re clawing too hard for relevance

All that noise, all that hype… now irrelevant.

@TSLAshareholder @rawsalerts Tbh I’d love to give it a shot

@rawsalerts how the hell do you spend $90 billion dollars on an app?