Sleepy Peep

@ModestTeacher Incorrect. The kryptonite is the admin/behavior staff teachers have to call to take a phone who either: Don’t show up Show up & try to “mediate” Take the kid into the hall & undermine the teacher by conspiratorially saying “just put it away, the hours almost over.”

The kryptonite of every school’s cell phone policy is the teacher that says, “I don’t care if you’re in your phone once you’re done with your work.”

@CheyCab What time is last call?

Why are there so many crashes at 1am?

@gunsnrosesgirl3 The model that inspired Barbie’s horse, surely.

The sheen of an Akhal-Teke horse

@ClueHeywood Have you tried woodworking?

I’m one more shitty workday away from turning into Del Griffith, a modern day hobo and shower curtain ring salesman, going on adventures with strangers just for something to do

@lydiakauppi “Age bucket” … I just… ugh.

Will Stancil is way more tolerable in a Trump administration because he’s first and foremost a contrarian so it’s way more entertaining when you’re on the same side

@CoffeyTimeNews That little guy must be Tau. X is older. Also, there’s a close-up video where it’s pretty clear the kid says “I want you to shut up your mouth!” To Trump. 🤣

Elon thought it was a good idea to bring his toddler into the Oval Office while he speaks to the nation. Watch Trump’s expression change immediately when little X speaks. He’s pissed. You can see Trump think, “and that’s exactly why I don’t bring that idiot Don Jr in here.”

@MikePermute @WedgeLIVE I’m sorry but someone has to speak up here. Red delicious is the worst apple. That’s a mealy, bland, school lunch in the 80’s apple. This is Minnesota friend. Home of the Honeycrisp! The Zestar, SweeTango, the Chestnut Crab! There is no reason to eat a Red Delicious in MN

@WedgeLIVE Hmm. Looks like a standard Red Delicious. A respectable apple.

Missed opportunity for a headline like "Council member eats apple as local pastor's rant devolves into casual homophobia." This is Fox 9's green box, not mine.

@kirawontmiss They are in NOLA

a lady was caught doing witchcraft during the superbowl game

@ChefReactions I had a student who got banned from her aunt’s house across the street from her own because she stole frozen pizza rolls, handfuls of loose frozen pizza rolls in her coat pockets, from the freezer. 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️ She said “ yeah, I did it. I didn’t think she’s catch me though!”

@paulapoundstone That’s a great chair.

I’m about to tell ‘em on Vashon Island, Washington.

@CheyCab Cinnabon is on DoorDash people, fyi, you can get drinks & Cinnabon. You will absolutely regret it, because that is a built in part of the Cinnabon experience, but, before you have it, it sure sounds delicious doesn’t it??

I stopped for a coffee at a Roseville Starbucks shortly before 6am. Place was busy with delivery drivers picking up orders for locals who apparently who don’t want to leave their homes this sat morning. I get it.

@ClueHeywood Do they make boozey snoballs anywhere out there? That seems like a good business idea for NOLA. I bet whoever has those is doing well.

Laissez les FRIDAY BEERS rouler

@8WithaTiara Nobody said “Brandy” yet? youtu.be/DVx8L7a3MuE?si… Any songs by Jim Croce, especially Roller Derby Queen or Rapid Roy.

What is the best storytelling song you have ever heard?

@TizzyEnt They might have him on their school site as a sub if he was like a full-time building sub. But he shouldn’t be anywhere near a school. I guarantee if you asked a few teachers there, especially teachers of color, they would not be surprised.

A Texas teacher thought it would be a good idea to invite ICE agents to his high school to take away his students.

@scottwestacre Looks like the sleepy peep layin’ there is gonna be a brute.

Gang is forming up.

@ClueHeywood Shoulda got snapfly jeans.

I really overestimated my dexterity when I bought buttonfly jeans. Now I look like I’m blind and wrestling a steer whenever I take a piss

@leslierosedahl @FrederickMelo The South St. Paul one is dog friendly, it’s on the door. Which, if you’ve ever been there is kind of funny. Why would you bring your dog in for that? I guess maybe just to say hi & socialize with the employees? It’s like a 5 minute stop. Still nice of them though.

@FrederickMelo Sears was my go to. Now we go to South St. Paul. They’re brilliant, fast, and super nice.

Before the Sunrise Banks location, who remembers the DVS office in Sears on Rice Street? Oh man, those were "good"* times...

@FrederickMelo Man I miss that Sears. DMV, H&R Block, Mattresses, Shoes, Bathtowels, Swiss Army Knives, power tools, flat screen TVs, Toys, Tires, instead of closing, they should have just added apartments right in the building too!

@DeRushaJ Have you tried the Smoke Session food truck? Ribs & sticky rice are 🤌🏻 Is Black Market BBQ still going in some capacity? People love that.

Trying to find newish barbecue spots in Minnesota - who's doing something new here over the last 2-4 years? I have Pittie Q in Roseville and Petey's inside Alary's.

@amyklobuchar Yes, keep fighting. And please do not approve his unqualified nominees. No one is going to get points in future elections for any bipartisanship efforts with this admin. They are breaking laws, trampling the constitution… do whatever seizes up their spree. Thank you!!!

The Trump Administration should work with Congress—not pull the plug on funding for kids, cancer patients, and first responders. A federal judge had to step in to stop the damage. This isn’t leadership. It’s chaos, and it’s unacceptable.