Jimmy Scotland
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Jimmy Scotland
@JimmyScotland
the funniest tweets that nobody is seeing
Scituate, MA Bergabung Aralık 2021
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The schizophrenic black guy on the subway when he’s told to put his dick back in his pants:
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@shifpapi @BostonSatire @cheeeeetahprint you don’t speak Boston fluently but they’re coming for ya neck!!!!
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I like to call this type of person a “Noah Kahan American”. They make up about 80% of the city of Boston and have made an otherwise cool city a cultural hellhole
Circleside@Circleside0
Top 5: 1) Cisco Brewers - Nantucket, MA 2) Tall Ship - Boston, MA 3) Cisco Seaport - Boston, MA 4) Island Creek Oysters - Duxbury, MA 5) Cisco Fenway - Boston, MA
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if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away
Dev 👹@GymLeaderDev
im cryin this therapy horse vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia 😭
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Smoke a cigarette you fucking loser
Notícias Paralelas@NP__Oficial
🚨 ATENÇÃO l Adultos estão chupando chupeta como forma de aliviar o estresse
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Asked ChatGPT to help me out with my expense report for a missing receipt. MF guilt tripped me for even trying and then hit me with a receipt that had a huge red SAMPLE watermark. I was skeptical for a minute but I officially don’t trust these rat ass AI MF’s
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I've looked at this tweet 20x and laugh harder every time.
octopus/caveman@octopuscaveman
Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving
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He can’t hit, he can’t field, he can’t throw, he isn’t a leader, and he cries to the front office.
Yet, Trevor Story continues to be handed opportunity after opportunity to play every day at the most premium position on the field. Fucking bum.
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Has anyone considered that Mike Vrabel might just have anxiety
Rap Crave@RapsCrave
throwback to Pedro Pascal and MARRIED co-star Vanessa Kirby on their Fantastic Four press tour 🤔👀
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Watching this on the Acela cackling crying laughing like a mad man. Stu is such a gift. “Nazism!” “Channel 7” this is like when Peter Griffin was on wheel of fortune and guessed ,”Q, Q, another Q, and the Batman symbol.”
Barstool Sports@barstoolsports
Is this the worst Barstool Family Feud round ever ?
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The current state of Boston sports is basically equivalent to the Islamic State of Iran.
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