Creationist Translationist

Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1979, but your average #YoungEarthCreationist is as misinformed and dangerous as ever. I can help you #Translate what they're actually saying when they bastardize modern science in favor of dogmatic presuppositions.

@aesius1 @The_Archangel_1 “Dating methods have assumptions” Yes, and they’re tested, quantified, and cross-validated. Your model assumes a global flood reshaped the planet overnight with no measurable evidence. One of these is science. Guess which one?

@JustinCPorter @The_Archangel_1 I believe both the earth and universe are billions of years old. The earth reshaped when life was created and placed here on Pangea and that the flood of Noah is when Pangea broke apart and catastrophically reshaped to what we see now. Dating methods are filled with assumptions

#Translation I've argued with atheists for SIX years, so I'm kind of an expert on evolutionary biology....

@CreationMuseum And then the prince defeated the dragon and saved the princess.

Right after Adam and Eve sinned, God graciously promised to one day send a Savior (Genesis 3:15).

@TerryHutch1 @GigaBasedDad *their Poor grammar, much like the question you asked, is symptomatic of a poor education.

@GigaBasedDad If atheist don't think there wrong, why do they live in a Christian Nation? 🤔

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@HattiePittie @dissociateanon @itslinklauren @wprice17 Exactly -- you're in a cult.

@JustinCPorter @dissociateanon @itslinklauren @wprice17 Trump won

The liberals making fun of Kristi Noem’s husband right now have spent the last ten years telling us men can be women, men should be in women’s sports, and that trans people are the pinnacle of beauty. Now they’re upset with someone cross dressing? That’s their party platform! Just saying. It’s not my cup of tea at all, but the hypocrisy stands out to me. 🧐🤔

@aesius1 @The_Archangel_1 Catastrophes are part of geology, not a replacement for deep time. Plate tectonics, sediment layering, and radiometric dating all independently converge on an old Earth. You’re rejecting multiple fields at once, not critiquing them. You're a joke.

@JustinCPorter @The_Archangel_1 No, it really doesn't, what we see in the fossil record is not evolution, it's fully formed phyla. What we see in geology isn't millions of years, it's catastrophe. Biology doesn't show us a random mindless beginning, it requires large amounts of specified information.

@LewisRalph38093 @MentallyNathan @oliverburdick You didn't answer my question, mouth-breather. Try again.

@JustinCPorter @MentallyNathan @oliverburdick Lmao 🤣 you little Cockroach 🪳 haven't had enough?! You went SOOOO off subject im still wondering why you side with KILLERS, ABUSERS, CANABALISM, PREDATORS Instead of the Victums of the Flood?! Who's the REAL DEATH CULT worshipper? Seems you exteralize you insecurities to others

Reminder: The rainbow is a symbol of God, not gayness.

@LewisRalph38093 @MentallyNathan @oliverburdick " to this day is still a THEORY" LOL So is Atomic theory. Gravitational theory., and the Germ THEORY of Disease. Holy shit, how are you this dumb? Please keep going. Keep showing everyone how clueless you are.

@JustinCPorter @MentallyNathan @oliverburdick What ?!?! I told you you gave me NOTHING lmao "I like to let people who've never studied biology" ok and lmao? What's biology did you study? And why is Evolution more concrete than the Bible?!?! Lol you know Darwinism to this day is still a THEORY right?Say something NOT ignorant

@LewisRalph38093 @MentallyNathan @oliverburdick Aww, you went quiet. By your logic that means I won, right? Dumbass. Keep going -- tell me, can you be happy in heaven knowing you have loved ones burning for eternity in Hell? How many demons did Jesus put inside the pigs that made them want to drown themselves? 🤣😂🤣

@LewisRalph38093 @MentallyNathan @oliverburdick I like to let people who've never studied biology for 5 minutes show me just how intellectually dishonest and/or pompous they are. You're 10/10, champ.

@aesius1 @The_Archangel_1 You’re confusing “assumptions” with tested models constrained by evidence. Science doesn’t start from belief and work backward. That's YOUR lane. Science starts with data and builds explanations that survive scrutiny. That’s why it works, and creationism doesn’t. 🤣

@JustinCPorter @The_Archangel_1 Your evidence is "well we make a bunch of assumptions, and call it science". Because if enough people believe those assumptions, they must be correct. 🤦‍♂️

#Translation You can't have fun if you don't believe in exorcisms and resurrections and a talking donkey.

@aesius1 @The_Archangel_1 Your argument is basically ‘if we don’t know everything, we know nothing.’ That’s not skepticism. You're a troll.

@JustinCPorter @The_Archangel_1 Right, yet you need to make a ton of assumptions that can't possibly be proven. 🤦‍♂️ Trying to claim knowledge of specific environmental factors over MILLIONS of years is beyond hilarious.

@LewisRalph38093 @MentallyNathan @oliverburdick • UC Berkeley Evolution 101 → evolution.berkeley.edu/evolution-101/ • OpenStax Biology (free textbook) → openstax.org/details/books/… • Evidence of evolution (fossils, DNA, etc.) → bio.libretexts.org... • Free textbook: Primer of Evolution → irl.umsl.edu/oer/36/ Read. Learn.

@JustinCPorter @MentallyNathan @oliverburdick Wait im waiting for your Irrefutable amd Scientific Epxlanaition with Mutation theory and Genetic science come on, was it a Special Fish? Maybe a magical fish? Why haven't these mutations happened since? Or ever observed? And the Bible is Truth FOOL. No matter how much you cry

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@JustinCPorter @MentallyNathan @oliverburdick Oh boy and Jesus command over demons, if you thi k that's ridiculous you should study what Politicions practice around the world, Powerful people like Presidents. Doctors, Scientists and Nobel prize winner ALL RELIGIOUS. only a dumb fool is an atheist. How do you explain that?

@LewisRalph38093 @MentallyNathan @oliverburdick "a Fish started to walk and talk and became a monkey and then became a Human" Good job. Beat the ever-loving 💩out of your clueless, #StrawMan version of common ancestry as a defense mechanism for your incest mythology, which includes zombies and exorcisms lol.

@JustinCPorter @MentallyNathan @oliverburdick Oh and yes a belive a talking snake is more realistic that the Stupid Darwinist saying a Fish started to walk and talk and became a monkey and then became a Human, please elaborate how that happened and why it hasn't happened sense? Why haven't we witnessed Evolution?

@Bearrun @_Ochiedike @HEPHZIBAHr6 sigh. You’re demanding I define evil to avoid answering a question about your own behavior. Use your definition, big boy. Are you only moral because of religion or not?

@JustinCPorter @_Ochiedike @HEPHZIBAHr6 I spent this whole time asking the same two questions over and over and you and these other guy's refuse to answer. My definition of evil, literally has NOTHING to do with the argument. It's what I'd like to call obfuscation, cause you niggas don't wanna answer a simple question.

Do you need religion to have morals? Yes or no

@LewisRalph38093 @MentallyNathan @oliverburdick You're embarrassed by your Iron Age incest mythology, which includes a talking snake and a talking donkey... i get it. Hey, remember when Jesus performed an exorcism on a guy, then moved the demons into some pigs, who then drowned themselves in the sea? 🤣

@JustinCPorter @MentallyNathan @oliverburdick "I dont read the Bible,make stupid comments on the internet,omit facts like all the humans were evil in their hearts only Noah,there were Nephilim canabalist killing animal and human life,and I want we all this to continue because I side with the Agresos not the victums" got it😂

@Bearrun @_Ochiedike @HEPHZIBAHr6 You’ve spent this whole time arguing about definitions to avoid answering a basic question about your own behavior. That says more than any answer would. Be mean to me, daddy.

@JustinCPorter @_Ochiedike @HEPHZIBAHr6 The question entails there is evil and a definition of evil absent religion, therefore he is presupposing evil. You can't be this stupid bro.

@LewisRalph38093 @MentallyNathan @oliverburdick All the babies and animals (except for the ones who made it to Noah's family fun ride) deserved to die. Got it.

@JustinCPorter @MentallyNathan @oliverburdick HahHAha the Death Worshipper is YOU FOOL. All the Suffering going on in those days, all the murder, all the Atrocities and you wanted it to Continue, for people to Suffer?!?! THE animals were SAVED! there is animals all of them today, Humanity was able to Survive. WICKED FOOL 🖕

@Bearrun @_Ochiedike @HEPHZIBAHr6 The question "do you need religion to have morals" is not a presupposition.... ?

@JustinCPorter @_Ochiedike @HEPHZIBAHr6 You're right, it's a question to his presuppositions, thanks for clarifying wise guy.