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@gyaigyimii If it were you.

Senegal doesn’t plan on returning the trophy.😂😂

Irritating the wife is a fine old tradition.

You just know the honey is original 😂

Senegal Coach took the AFCON to their military base today.. It’s now positioned in the centre of their military camp. If CAF and their girlfriend Morocco wants the trophy, they know where to find it 😂

Dear Corps Members, you see those certifications offered to you during your CDS, Project management certifications, NIM, HSE etal…, Use your money to eat better food. Beeni, I talk am 😇😌

Avoid people who hate it when Nigeria wins on global stage. They are enemies within.

You got home from work and you see the this,what’s your next move ??

This might land on Elon's timeline.. Trust the process💈❤️

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@_AsiwajuLerry CAF dey carry us go where we no know.

Senegal took the AFCON trophy to their military base. They are using their army to defend the trophy and indirectly telling CAF and Morocco to come and collect it if they can. I have never seen anything like this in my life 😂😂

Black Coffee’s baby mama lives with Black Coffee’s mother 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️

@the_beardedsina The developers are M.s..D spies. If you know what I mean.

Tech Bros and App developers. An idea came to mind this morning. Is it doable? I sketched in my Diary. Can we have an App or software whereby, every drug has a bar code. Once you buy a drug or medical item, you scan it and you're instantly notified if it is original or fake. If it is fake, An alert is immediately sent to NAFDAC which means the app's algorithm will be integrated into NAFDAC's database Every Authentic manufacturer too will have these bar codes. For every Flag to NAFDAC, The alert will also trace the location of production and entire distribution chain of the fake manufacturers. Is it a doable? Thinking out loud. I'm open to more discussions. You can send a DM

Bathong ladies??😭😭

@Crazymoments01 If man can be that smart.

Ain't no way, well deserved

A dad bonding with his 1-month-old son 🥹❤️❤️

Me after gas prices went up

Sorry. A loss is a win.

They don't care.