Kyle S

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Kyle S

@KyleSkey

Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending To write it down for all the world to see But I forgot my pen

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Kyle S@KyleSkey·5 Mar

@robdelaney @BernieSanders @Beef

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Mississippi is last in education

Vintage Maps@vintagemapstore

Percentage of people who read the bible weekly by U.S. State

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That Gay Guy Candle Co. 🇺🇸@gayguycandleco·18h

We should have just let them do it.

Joe Biden@JoeBiden

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

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Mike Drucker@MikeDrucker·18h

American Christians when they talk about the Pope

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greg@greg16676935420·1d

So did the astronauts just go to the moon to make sure it was still there or what was the purpose of the mission

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Coachella might be hell on Earth thanks to influencers

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Jon Heyman@JonHeyman·21h

No Anthony Rizzo? Hmmmm

MLB Network@MLBNetwork

Freddie Freeman's top 5 hardest pitchers to face: 5. Aroldis Chapman 4. Clayton Kershaw 3. Jacob deGrom 2. Josh Johnson 1. Cliff Lee Tune in to @PlayBall at 12pm ET on MLB Network!

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Baseball In Pics@baseballinpix·20h

George "Fatty" Hackett - Believed to be the heaviest ballplayer at 450 pounds.

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@AnnaNoelleDua Oh

Anna Dua@AnnaNoelleDua·15h

@KyleSkey This tweet is entirely about sports

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Anna Dua@AnnaNoelleDua·15h

I personally think Ordinary might be the best song of all time who knows

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AI Jesus told me to kill myself ?

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@MourningCake

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@KyleSkey I’m signing you to a max contract of STFU

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Hearing from sources all over the league that no one wants to deal with the negative press around CC

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rob delaney@robdelaney·10 Nis

Why pay all that money & drive all the way to Coachella when I can get heatstroke & shit into a Happy Meal box in my garage?

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anon@AlenaDaOG·1d

why are all dildos circumcised?

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Scott Wortley@Scott_Wortley·1d

Which one is he?

China in Pictures@tongbingxue

Former NBA player Yao Ming returned to his alma mater, Shanghai Jiao Tong University (SJTU), to attend the university's 130th anniversary celebration.

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Bob Golen@BobGolen·1d

There is no McTry. Only McDo.

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The Boomer 9/11

RetroNewsNow@RetroNewsNow

On April 10, 1970, Paul McCartney announced that he was leaving the Beatles

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barrel rolls@barrel_rolls·2d

*bouncing behind my wife on a pogo stick* a divorce!?

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@MourningCake Loser says what?

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Andrew Granola@MourningCake·1d

I’ve done some crazy shit to get Dua Lipa’s attention but…

kos_data@kos_data

🇺🇸🇦🇱 Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams is now officially Albanian. He has been granted citizenship and has received an Albanian passport by a special decree issued by the Albanian president.

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Jonas Čeika@Jonas_Ceika·2d

I sent ChatGPT an audio file of a series of FART sound effects and asked what it thinks of "my music" and this is what it said

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@AnnaNoelleDua @MourningCake @elonmusk @BarackObama @taylorswift13 @cristiano @BillGates @NASA