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Andrew Granola

@MourningCake

Rob Delaney tweet curator and harasser. Movie Theater Resident. Urbanist. Iowan.

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.@LAPD I cut my dad's ponytail off BY MISTAKE with my katana & now he is using powerful spells on me help ,
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.@LAPD my mobility scooter won’t fit into the lap dance stall at 4Play please send all units
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.@LAPD my wife left our barbecue with my karate teacher Jeff & is not responding to texts why
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.@LAPD male teen just took 3 energy drinks in front of my condo & is yelling at my wife about memes i am terrified
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Kyle S@KyleSkey·
After seeing the Sky makes moves, the Fever have asked to disband. Rip
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K A C E Y@KaceyMusgraves·
Hey Mick if you zoom way into the videos you can also see a really clear angle of Bigfoot riding your mom
Mick West@MickWest

The @KaceyMusgraves UFO sighting video has been identified by @flarkey as being 100% consistent with Starlink horizon flares. Her plane was in the flare zone for the entire flight, and the flares appeared in the right position, moving and fading at the same speed as seen on the video. If she could share the exact time the video was recorded, then we could identify the exact satellites.

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Hearing from sources all over the league that no one wants to deal with the negative press around CC
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Los Angeles is nice but too many Dodgers fans here. City should really look into that
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Why pay all that money & drive all the way to Coachella when I can get heatstroke & shit into a Happy Meal box in my garage?
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Coachella’s fine if you just want to hook up, but I met both my wives at the Gathering of the Juggalos.
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.@DUALIPA very cool. Not official merch though so please destroy
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.@DUALIPA was this filmed in Iowa?
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*bouncing behind my wife on a pogo stick* a divorce!?
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