All the Takes at Once

@MetroNorth Thanks! Good luck with it all...

@LessThanWomprat We are operating an enhanced weekend service on the Harlem and New Haven Lines because of the damage caused by Tropical Storm Ida. On the Hudson Line there will be no trains or connecting services until further notice To see the schedule, please use new.mta.info,

We’re working hard to ensure that our Hudson Line gets repaired as soon as possible. Hi-rail vac trucks are just one of the tools we’re using to remove all of the damaged stone and debris from below the track surface. Thanks to our crews for all you do!

Let it be known that @DanCrenshawTX is so cheap that his wildly misdirected fundraising mailers don't even use business reply envelopes. What a cheap loser

Tryin' a new thing allthetakesatonce.com/2021/01/19/a-g…

Hey @ArkoseLabs why in the fuck are you making me solve 60 small mazes in order to sign up for an account? It was 30, but then I paused to ask a friend why the fuck I needed to solve 30 mazes and I guess I was taking too long so now it is 60 mazes and I am not buying the product

Good morning! Everything's worse than it was yesterday allthetakesatonce.com/2020/04/21/add…

The least we can do for the people whose futures we sacrificed on the altar of belligerently incompetent governance is show off the tight bodies we used to enjoy allthetakesatonce.com/2020/04/16/for…

This is the time for bold ideas and bolder leadership! allthetakesatonce.com/2020/04/04/as-…

Nothing could have prepared us for how stupid this peanut ad is allthetakesatonce.com/2020/01/22/im-…

@gin_and_tacos Ed I didn't know who else to tell, but I found it! It's that meme about how 50% of them should be women only as an uplifting news story

Today, I meme-scream into the void allthetakesatonce.com/2019/10/09/eat…

I'm concerned that none of the pundits excited about impeachment understands American conservatism's anti-intellectual nihilism allthetakesatonce.com/2019/10/03/non…

@gin_and_tacos We're pushing the "disloyal" line and not the "They treat me like the King of the Jews" line?

Listen, the procession of events occurs without cease or concern for our petty human affairs, and each unique moment is consequently precious beyond imagining. Nonetheless many news stories are not "Breaking News." allthetakesatonce.com/2019/09/10/lot…

@MrBig4NYGov @RepMaloney @EricaForNY @NoIDCNY Also the act of cowardice is sending someone to constituents you bailed on with the expectation that he can't talk to the constituents. If I have my five-year-old niece close out this thread bc she can't be expected to answer followup questions, that's on me bc I sent a child

@LessThanWomprat @RepMaloney @EricaForNY was IDC and supported them for years. She was literally at a party celebrating GOP control of the budget when Klein tried to kiss her. Many of us were @NoIDCNY and so yes, she is disqualified.

A pretty good definition of political cowardice is @RepMaloney 's surrogate declining to answer "can you say a few words about the rep's public policy views?" with "don't ask me, I'm just a campaign manager" #RunWithErica

@MrBig4NYGov @RepMaloney She uh very visibly outed Klein for sexual abuse? It was a not insignificant factor in how he lost that election. Sounds like you might be the dipshit, Twitter chum.

@LessThanWomprat @RepMaloney Campaign managers don’t do policy dipshit Anyway, everything Erica learned was from her boss and mentor Jeff Klein. She was lawyer for the IDC which means she is disqualified. Period.

Overheated rhetoric adopting a position of leadership and moral clarity while validating the feelings of your frightened political base is NOT how responsible parties act allthetakesatonce.com/2019/09/04/dem…

Wait, you're all *just now* compulsively scanning the county fair for active shooter exits? allthetakesatonce.com/2019/08/07/are…