Listen to Lara

Welcome to my page! 🖤🖤🖤 Just a few quick things: ▪︎ All my links are in my bio 😏🌶🔞 ▪︎ NO UNSOLICITED NUDES‼️ ▪︎ Aside from writing and narrating endless amounts of smut and filth, I'm really into LOTR, horror movies, SciFi and Fantasy movies/games/books, gaming (especially RPGs), World of Warcraft, my cat, cheese, more cheese, LOTR again, being indoors and cold, gloomy weather. ▪︎ I'm bisexual, British and buxom ▪︎ The only things I really dislike are spiders, hot weather, jaffa cakes and bigots All are welcome, make yourself at home and please, enjoy my nonsense 😘 Lara x-x-x

At long last, 1978's animated The Lord of the Rings movies are getting the collectibles they deserve. Check out our exclusive first look at these stylish figures: bit.ly/41umHkV

@heildrywall PAH

@ListenToLara Probably look like the frog at least 😝🤣

Call me if you're built like this

@whatonnetflix Aroused

Are you happy or disappointed that Netflix is covering Francesca and Michaela in season 5 of Bridgerton?

@PopBase I wish it wasn’t all so tainted with terf juice :(

First look at HBO’s ‘HARRY POTTER’ reboot series. The first teaser will be released tomorrow.

@BigDaddyBillyB In many ways, yes

@ListenToLara What are you a muppet? 😜

my, what big hands you have all the better to stuff inside me perhaps?

@JDPol16 @GameStalgiaX HEYO

@ListenToLara @GameStalgiaX Big fan of solid snake? 😉

What's the best game from 1998?

@pinggolf12 Lol I am pretty swellllll

@ListenToLara You're constantly killing me and stealing more of my heart all the time. MGS best game made, you love LOTR, and your writing/readings 😍😍

@cag0151 @GameStalgiaX 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

@ListenToLara @GameStalgiaX That's the game that saved my life

@PopBase annnnnd you've got my attention 😏

Netflix’s ‘BRIDGERTON’ Season 5 will follow the romance between Francesca Bridgerton and Michaela Stirling. Now in production.

@JesterofStories Ha, wrestling moves are hot

@ListenToLara Would probably powerbomb first

this, but less romantic pls

@dylington2 Both pls

@ListenToLara So eating ass instead of pussy? 🤔 im so game

@nomnomed666 Heyo!

@ListenToLara For 2nd breakfast?

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew I do prefer them being sucked on, though

@ArcSamaa The same stuff Wolverine's skeleton is made of i think

@thegameawards I still haven't played it and I really want to

BLOODBORNE was first released 11 years ago today.

boobies are nice

@kbateszr2 Humpday, duh! 😁

@ListenToLara When is butt featuring day?🤔

It's the best day of the weeeeek. Well, no, that's a lie. But Tuesdays do feature tits. Soooo enjoy 😁