Mike Phillips

@RevRichardColes Looks like a Rorschach test, wonder what it means?

@theAliceRoberts @runningpunks Who were you running with, Willy Wonka?

Before; after. @runningpunks

@theAliceRoberts @BBCTwo Excuse my ignorance, but can someone explain why so much archeology is buried, where did all the soil come from? Is the World putting on weight?

More of this sort of thing at 8pm on @BBCTwo #DiggingForBritain

@RachelRileyRR Herring in a fur coat sounds like something out of, Alice through the looking glass.

For anyone who’s trying #Veganuary…welcome to the dark side! 😋 Happy vegan Russian New Years! We do the traditional New Year’s Russian favourites - Salad Olivier and herring in a fur coat, with boiled egg switched for tofu, Quorn vegan ham and buckets of vegan Hellman’s mayo.

@sarahs_chapter @IndieBookshopUK @OpenUni_RfP @one_to_read @jonnybid @KarlDuke8 @librarymice

@CruisingTheCut This is definitely a marmite film and I really enjoyed it!

"Blade Runner 2049", a Terry's Chocolate Orange and a cup of tea. An excellent evening.

@SkySportsF1 You will be 8 time world champion.

Lewis Hamilton congratulates Max Verstappen for his win and reflects on an incredible year 👏✨ 📺 Sky Sports F1 📲 trib.al/qjggqVa #️⃣ #SkyF1 | #F1 | #AbuDhabiGP

@englandcricket I predict that I'm not going to be able to watch it because I don't have BT !

Almost time! Predictions? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇺 #Ashes

All rise! And prepare to be very amused. My Secret Diary is out today - sssh! #NationalNonFictionDay #HorribleHistories

@CruisingTheCut Know what you mean, still get an ego boost from my 1969 cycle proficiency certificate, congratulations!

Dunnit! Or rather, you have dunnit for me. Thank you to every single viewer, subscriber or not 😀 (And I know a subs figure is just a meaningless ego boost really but it's a nice milestone to wake up to nonetheless)

Hot off the press, this landed on my desk today. #GillArbuthnott narrates the story of Mary. It's interspersed with information boxes to help explain life in the 1500s, and illustrations by #MikePhillips. An excellent choice for young historians @FlorisBooks @DiscoverKelpies

@richardosman Penguins... mint flavored.

Good morning everyone, what's best, monkeys or penguins?

@CruisingTheCut Read the first word as "BLOATERS"... imagination went in a whole other direction.

Boaters! If it’s blowing like stink, don’t try to drive straight, as you’ll go sideways (and crash into me, sliding your boat all the way along mine. Again). POINT MORE INTO THE WIND TO COMPENSATE.

@KermodeMovie Are you kidding? This is the best film ever... no, sorry, couldn’t keep a straight face!

Braveheart is on telly. Lordy it’s even worse than I remembered.

@chrismouldink You could have an aeroplane flying if you bring your blue sky back...

@theAliceRoberts Never trust a human.

When this pandemic started to take hold, I knew it would be brutal. But I never imagined that the virus would find itself so many human allies - people who would reject science and argue for a medieval approach, rejecting masks, vaccines, even ventilation - as the devil’s work.

@MichaelRosenYes A bank holiday?... fingers crossed.

Useful message in my junk mail: “Dear Mr. Michael Rosen  :   Have you ever considered what Jesus’ Second Coming will look like — what the sign will be that will herald His arrival and what believers and nonbelievers will experience? “

Out today! Yay, hooray and very excited.

@MartinHHBrown My copy just arrived, filled with Martin's wonderful drawings, can't wait to get into the story. Bravo Mr Brown!!

Love cartoons and #HorribleHistories? The one and only @MartinHHBrown has his very own exhibition of brilliant illustrations from across his career. #WorldOfMartinBrown is free to explore at @SomersetMuseum until 31 Oct swheritage.org.uk/events/martin-… twitter.com/SomersetMuseum…