Russell Gard

Either, I’m a big victim (maybe unintended) to time crimes (and they may think it isn’t crime because it’s for “good” reason) or I’m being psychologically tortured to believe that. Either way it’s unjust and really wrong, it feels like my soul was stolen and then my life was cursed. I am pretty sure it will never be corrected and only gets worse, and I don’t mean just this life, but I will start this life again and it will be worse than this time and it’s already been unacceptably bad. I honestly have memories of life being okay with events that couldn’t have and didn’t happen this life. I’ve felt doom on a level not meant for mortals. It shouldn’t be as is nor is there reason for it, it’s flawed to say and believe we are all one while tossing one under, but I’ve heard the flawed ideology of what creeps where I’m blind and helpless.

@sweet_leef That’s going to be a movie

omg of course the corgi was the leader 🤣🥹

Ummm…pretty sure you can tho…

@klara_sjo There usually seems to be more than one daily dDANG

It's that time yet again for the Daily DANG.

@dadmann_walking @deloisivete I do that, not for long. Know I shouldn’t but it takes a while to rust

My 16 yo cooked a steak tonight for himself in the cast iron pan. When I came in from the patio I saw the pan soaking in water in the sink. The scream I screamed

iPad broke ain’t charging. It’s kind of pain really use it way too much and don’t know what to do without. Maybe it’s a good thing.

@woofknight They’re happily married now, that’s what makes this post so iconic.

They got me good! 😩

@klara_sjo In case you were wondering if my soul is under attack.

Redditors shoes keep exploding when they go to weddings and funerals in churches because God hates Redditors

I’m not even sure if that means when the stripper gives you drugs that’s a bad thing, maybe that would have been my winning move. Remember her clearly as she was telling me about her her new script I was taking. Strippers have better lives than me like probably much better so still nothing to lose but maybe everybodies everything.

the therapist and the stripper care about you the same amount

@PolitlcsGlobal @ottnaj @lemondefr But seriously doesn’t every nation have a satellite than can see it?

🚨🇫🇷 NEW: The location of the French aircraft carrier, FS Charles de Gaulle, has been given away by a sailor using Strava whilst jogging on the ship deck [@lemondefr]

@Fact Does it always mean you need to fart?

Stomach rumblings are caused by air moving through your digestive tract and doesn’t always mean you are hungry.

@Akitti Shall we set the world ablaze or glaze

I just want to make spider women covered in frosted doughnuts today

@SarahSevans2000 Princess peach?

I got a new deodorant from salt and stone and I think I smell like a salty pastry 🤣

@TheRealAC49 I’m very u plugged

Yes, you shouldn't bite, but you also shouldn't be surprised if you get bit when you got your nose shoved up someone's ass all day long I'm just sayin

@WhitneyCummings is that your voice in the song glitter.

@DrEliDavid Who gets classified info about artists needing school?

I used to wonder why Berlin's art galleries were so bad. Then I realized: Germany learned its lesson. They don't reject anyone from art school anymore.

Sorry to burst anyone’s bubble, but cradle-head-boarding cannot magically create 30+% more cranial mass

@JackStr42679640 Just saying you can probably take down drones with men an muskets. Would you agree @elonmusk @ElonMuskAOC

#BREAKING: Mystery drones swarm a military base in Louisiana where the U.S. Air Force’s nuclear bombers are stationed, and the Air Force was not able to stop them as they flew over sensitive areas for a week. GeneralMCNews

It’s all I lie none of them get rid of ducks and it was obviously Howard the Duck that framed Roger Rabbit. Kicking rabbis cause they stole the cross and can’t or either. That’s a Jewish reference actually it’s two. And how drown unsung for stolen fantasy now the beast that cured my for wished for, when they’re was no wish cursing me in song.

I swear I've had this same convo in my head every time I have to buy cleaning products.