Just Jim

That's it. That's the tweet. Send. Send tweet. Send the tweet. Send the tweet that it is.

@DylanFr37348183 @GovMurphy I think you're kind of dumb, so there's that.

@TickleDaGrundle @GovMurphy Not a lot of people in NJ like Murphy at all. Pay attention. It’s all out there. Nobody likes him, ask questions.

NEW: We will no longer utilize previously outlined metrics to inform our travel advisory. All non-essential interstate travel is strongly discouraged. Individuals should continue to follow the state’s current guidance until a new policy is issued. nj.gov/governor/news/…

@DylanFr37348183 @GovMurphy I'm also upset that he hasn't single handedly discovered the cure. Not sure what you expect him to do but I can already tell that nothing would make you happy.

@GovMurphy He’s not good at all, he has done nothing to help us except saying, “stay home” “stay safe” that’s he does

@DylanFr37348183 @GovMurphy Why?

@GovMurphy PLEASE STOP BEING OUR GOVERNOR

@ChrisStelzer1 @KyleKulinski Out of curiosity, what about this makes you think it isn't 100% stupid and wrong?

@KyleKulinski 40% of the population is obese, and the number grows yearly. We can’t afford free healthcare for everyone. If we do end up offering it, we need massive incentives for being healthy. We can’t spend half of GDP b/c ppl can’t stop eating processed garbage.

The vultures in our government won't give you healthcare even during a deadly pandemic 🙂

@DeimosReigns @OlKaintucky @MitchGayns @BenjaminPDixon I say fuck cops all day but that screenshot isn't edited. I found the clip on youtube and super slowed it down. You can see him tossing it.

CW: body cam footage of #DeonKay being shot by the police. Please note exactly how far away the police say Kay threw his gun from where he was shot. (The pause towards the end of the video is my error not theirs)

@blairsocci Hole < Sole

@THEHermanCain Sir, the virus killed you. You died from it.

@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump Your father is a slug and you are the slime that he leaves in his path.

Never forget: Joe Biden had his chance to put an end to these riots weeks ago, but instead he chose to play politics because he thought it would hurt @realDonaldTrump. He called the rioters "peaceful protesters" and opposed Trump's plan to send in the National Guard. #BidenRiots

@ChaseMit @ScottWamplerBMD This kind of outlook is my every day life.

@ScottWamplerBMD I really just want everyone involved in making it to be happy

Return of the Mack (There it is) Return of the Mack (Come on) Return of the Mack (Oh my God) You know that I'll be back (Here I am) Return of the Mack (Once again) Return of the Mack (Top of the world) Return of the Mack (Watch my flow) You know that I'll be back (Here I go)

@dallinhixson @arianbfadakar @ShannonSharpe Dallin, you goofy motherfucker.

Is this noncompliance? We were told, noncompliance is a death sentence. I need an explanation.

@TheBlackLayers I just got a bill today for $675 (after insurance) for a damn ultrasound.

@ChaseMit It is so unbelievably fun! I missed fun.

Cobra Kai is one of my favorite premises for a TV show ever. It's brilliant and I wish I'd come up with it.

@yayforzig twitter.com/Maisie_William…

@BadxBeast @SeanLikesThings @JimGaffigan A "swing voter", everybody.

Look Trumpers I get it. As a kid I was a cubs fan and I know you stick by your team no matter what but he's a traitor and a con man who doesn't care about you. Deep down you know it. I'm sure you enjoy pissing people off but you know Trump is a liar and a criminal.

@MatthewACherry @blackishabc Whats it like on set in terms of social distancing? Do you find yourself having to constantly remind yourself to not do certain things you would do before all this?

Back at it @blackishabc

A mixed-race family got their home appraised for $330k, way below the local average For a 2nd appraisal, they removed all black family photos/culture items & had only the white dad home. The appraisal: $465k Black-owned homes are devalued 23% on average nytimes.com/2020/08/25/rea…

I think I should start keeping white chocolate in my pantry for those days when I drink white wine and watch old tv shows alone. All I have right now is dark and it doesn't pair.