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@OceanReturner

Die only when your shell becomes too strong for you to tear yourself free and molt. Spit defiance at the fishermen. Lobsterpot Gehenna. Clack clack. (Him)

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Rockpool Monster
Rockpool Monster@OceanReturner·
On your 18th birthday you must last five minutes in the tank with the ancestral lobster. To fail is to be disinherited, and devoured. Every generation the challenge grows, as this immortal representative of the family wealth becomes larger and more obstreperous with each year.
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Jackie Skelly🏴‍☠️
Jackie Skelly🏴‍☠️@skellyjacks1·
Let me play this sick-ass guitar solo. (Mortal shell is good, Mortal shell is fun)
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Rockpool Monster@OceanReturner·
@Distrbeachboy "May you make a small but unfixable error while filling out important paperwork, and have to go up to the desk and ask the clerk for a fresh copy of it."
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Distr@Distrbeachboy·
minor spelling mistake the bane of my existence
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Rockpool Monster@OceanReturner·
@CosmicLass Oh, absolutely. Social media is like taking a fukken angle grinder to the primate brain.
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Rockpool Monster@OceanReturner·
@IGN Andromeda if: - Minimal launch bugs - 30% less open world fetch questing - Couple more really good action set pieces - Tighten up the writing, 10% less quippy and 10% more grim Would have been a really solid 7/10, 8/10 on a good day.
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Mass Effect Andromeda actor blames EA for game's quality, says it was "forced out the door too early" and became "punching bag of the week for online chuds." bit.ly/4w96Kiu
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Rockpool Monster@OceanReturner·
@visakanv My general read is that anyone who calls themselves politically homeless knows exactly where their politics live, they're just aware that it's embarrassing or awkward to own up to it.
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Rockpool Monster@OceanReturner·
@homugabs Opening twitter today felt like getting flash banged. Right in the face.
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Gabs //@homugabs·
WRITTEN BY WHO
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Rockpool Monster@OceanReturner·
@MsEntropy Also, the areas of America with the greatest original concentration of Scots-Irish settlers are, today, the regions with the most gun violence. It's ok, I'm Irish, I know what we are.
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Rockpool Monster@OceanReturner·
@nuhre_ Oh man. You never forget your first go at the very first ogre in Dragon Age. That thing was like a little note from the devs telling you that playtime was over.
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God Empress of Mankind@nuhre_·
Take me back to the era of heavily stylized games where an IP had such a specific look to it you could recognize it at a glance.
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Rockpool Monster@OceanReturner·
@Acyn This is because everyone and their mom sucks balls at cooking turkey, y'all act like the desired outcome is high protein styrofoam.
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Acyn@Acyn·
Vance: Who really likes -- be honest with yourself, who really likes Turkey? You are all full of shit. Everybody who raised your hands… Turkey doesn't actually taste that good. Chicken is good all the time.
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Rockpool Monster@OceanReturner·
@umikochannart This is the most unreasonably horny thing, even while Clark is clearly way too fuck to drunk.
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umikochannart 🧼💀
umikochannart 🧼💀@umikochannart·
Clark loses his powers temporarily (but for a much longer time) and tries to drink away his worries at a nearby bar but before he does anything stupid Bruce decides to step in, pick up and take home a very drunk and maybe a bit too honest Clark… #SuperBat
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F1 Simba@SimbaYoyo·
@RpsAgainstTrump Cheney killed more people unnecessarily than any American in history. This is not an outrageous reaction.
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Republicans against Trump
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump·
One of Zohran Mamdani’s key allies on the NYC Council reacts to Dick Cheney’s passing.
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Rockpool Monster@OceanReturner·
@InLoveRumin A universal truth about basically every single fandom: There is nothing which people who love [Thing] enjoy more than hating [Thing].
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Avery (Rumin InLove)@InLoveRumin·
The "every Silent Hill game is a SH2 rip off" crowd seems to really hate it when a Silent Hill game isn't just like SH2.
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Rockpool Monster@OceanReturner·
@ylnathan It has the look of a beastie around which no sandwich is safe.
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Jackie Skelly🏴‍☠️
Jackie Skelly🏴‍☠️@skellyjacks1·
Shopping with Majori (featuring Halfrit the norseman swashbuckler)
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Noe Carrier@inkysputter·
@shrimp_rider @Valahor2 I bet there's a lot of security around one of those things. All the cool megastructures are also weapons of mass destruction, sadly. Laser boost arrays that can get ships to decent light fractions can also dominate an entire star system and kill anything it sees.
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Shrimp Rider 🇭🇹 🇩🇴 🏳️‍⚧@shrimp_rider·
[LANCER] Located in the unusually dense Oort Cloud of the Erhüü system, Glacier-212 is a space colony dedicated to aiding the system's ongoing terraforming efforts in the inner and outer system, using it's "Cue-Stick" railgun to push comets down the gravity well (By @Valahor2)
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Rockpool Monster@OceanReturner·
@skellyjacks1 THE ONLY FRUIT WHICH HAS A PASS INTO CHOCOLATE COUNTRY IS BANANA. Orange, strawberry, raspberry, all can stay out and be enjoyed by themselves. Forcing them onto chocolate ruins both the fruit and the chocolate.
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Jackie Skelly🏴‍☠️
Jackie Skelly🏴‍☠️@skellyjacks1·
Chocolate coated jellies. CHOCOLATE COATED JELLIES What kind of sick fuck have invented this miserable piece of agony? I can tolerate coconut flakes, i can tolerate mint flavor, but chocolate coated jellies??? This is blasphemy.
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Rockpool Monster@OceanReturner·
@CharlemagnumPI Well...before iphones, I went down the back field and spend a few days building a dam in the drainage stream system. I used bricks, mud, slate, and some discarded piping for an improvised overflow control. It raised the water level in two fields by several feet. Whoops.
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