Secret Drug Addict

My book Diary of a Secret Drug Addict is OUT NOW. Published by @HarperCollins and available to buy in the link below ⬇️ secretdrugaddict.lnk.to/diarybook

@JohnJCrace 🤣🤣🤣

Being a royal correspondent must be the most thankless job in journalism. Having to talk pure bollox for hours on end

Tomorrows choice of music is between grunge and Garage 🤔

@rpd_pacer Contact @ScrtDrugAddict please he does organise take overs

People get addicted to feeling offended all the time because it gives them a high; being self-righteous and morally superior feels good.

My main issue with the Bible is I don’t really like literature written by men

@Logsywhelan @NevilleSouthall Well done Laurence

@ScrtDrugAddict @NevilleSouthall Just over 18 months alcohol free and 5 weeks vape free, my choice 👍

Normalise waking up sober on a Sunday

@BunnyJugs 🤣

This is a new one

@mrdanwalker There are so many Gods I never know which is the right one to be praying to… 🤷‍♂️

This is such a beautiful moment from the World Cup. 7 men, from 2 rivals… praying together at the end of their journey this summer. Opponents on the pitch… together in their faith ❤️ Dayot Upamecano Bukayo Saka Maxence Lacroix Eberechi Eze Marc Guéhi Jean-Philippe Matte Trevoh Chalobah Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their labor: If either of them falls down, one can help the other up. Ecclesiastes 4 v 9-10

@chelseathepope Congratulations Chelsea

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@reallygordon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

the other night, a guy who was flirting w me at a bar told me he had an “impossible game” which was naming a band who had 3 great albums. and i kept naming bands and he kept saying he hadn’t heard of them so they didn’t count 😭 you’re 45 how have you not listened to pavement

@LFCRhinos Well done

@ScrtDrugAddict This will be day 856 of not drinking

They take our energy. They take our water. They employ almost nobody. All for billionaires. And we're told "it's progress". Data centres steal from everyone to enrich the 0.01%

Love to get back to having charities take over this account Any charity out there who needs or wants to do a takeover let me know ❤️💙 We are here to help

@RoughTrade Careless Whisper

You're introducing someone to your favourite artist, which song do you play first?

Can’t afford a therapist? Pick someone toxic in your life and overshare everything. Congrats, free therapy and revenge.

Don’t pick up a drink or drug, one day at a time. It sounds so simple; it actually is simple but it isn’t easy; it requires incredible support and fastidious structuring