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Protojestermog. Satire for the Pre-Apocalypse Writing jokes so you don’t have to. 📩 DM open for collabs / writing inquiries.
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@SyntaxIsHim @FenixGamer_YT @rosewatercandy Sure thing. And then it'll suffer a medical emergency on the beach in 3 days.
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The IRGC has published footage showing their air defence striking a U.S. F-35 fighter jet over Iran.
AMK Mapping 🇳🇿@AMK_Mapping_
CNN reports that a U.S. F-35 fighter jet made an emergency landing after it was damaged by "suspected Iranian [anti-aircraft] fire". According to Capt. Tim Hawkins, a spokesperson for CENTCOM, the aircraft landed safely, although he did not mention any Iranian fire.
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This guy's rapidly becoming one of my favorite accounts on this hellsite.
Eylon Levy@EylonALevy
The majority of Israel’s population just got an emergency alert on their phones to prepare to seek shelter. That’s over six million people—men, women, children—ordered to drop everything and run. An Iranian ballistic missile is on its way.
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@meatfreemeals1 @DollidarityArmy God I hated it still when I was 17. :).
Portishead’s dummy was the same year!
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@REDACTEDJokes @DollidarityArmy I think that now but not when I was 17. Lol
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What song would you dedicate to Israel right now?
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@meatfreemeals1 @DollidarityArmy Cumbackdiddybyebyebyebye
One of the most ridiculous tunes recorded. No?
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@REDACTEDJokes @DollidarityArmy Lol! I just spat my coffee everywhere 🤣🤣😂
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it was also called the roaring 20's
Rushi@rushicrypto
If the last one was named “The Great” Depression, what’s this one going to be called?
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@seolforSL @MarioNawfal No but they try to when they attack reporters.
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@REDACTEDJokes @MarioNawfal Israel aren't hiding their strikes on Lebanon.
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🚨 BREAKING:
🇱🇧🇷🇺 A missile strikes insanely close to an RT reporter mid-interview in Lebanon.
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal
🚨 Oil prices spike every time war hits From Iraq to Ukraine to now Iran, every major conflict sends oil surging. The pattern is clear: geopolitical shocks = immediate price jumps. Source: Vizualytiks
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@MarioNawfal Doesn't look like a hezbollah rocket. Unless it's anti-air which doesn't make a lot of sense.
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@seolforSL @MarioNawfal I'm pre-empting Israel saying they did just that.
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@REDACTEDJokes @MarioNawfal "in Lebanon" why would they strike themselves?
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@razor_walk @mtmalinen There will need to be a system which ensures all AI generated content has a digital fingerprint so that I can just be identified immedaitely. I mean that would be in a rational logical world.
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@mtmalinen The AI stuff is getting more impressive every day, soon it'll be almost impossible to distinguishe from real footage. But not today.
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This real? Would correspond to 30 hours battling against flames, retreat, and 300 sailors losing their bed much more than a "laundry fire."
Haluk Özdil@haluk_ozdil
Gerald Ford uçak gemisi böyle yanmış. ABD, yangının çamaşırhane çıktığını iddia ediyor. Bu nasıl çamaşırhane? 337 metrelik geminin altını kaplamış, heryeri yanıyor. 200 asker yaralı, hiçbiri güverteye çıkmayı akıl edememiş mi? "Vurulduk" demek bu kadar mı zor?
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Orania Honours the Irish
The Irish Volunteer Monument in Orania honours the roughly 300 Irish volunteers who fought on the Boer side during the Second Anglo-Boer War.
It was originally built in 1975 in Brixton, Johannesburg, designed by architect Jan van Wijk (also known for the Afrikaans Language Monument).
In 2002 it was moved to Orania after concerns it would be vandalized and demolished.
It is composed of four columns:
Three represent the Irish units that fought in the war. The tallest symbolizes the rise of the Afrikaner nation.
At the time, Ireland was still under British rule and so many Irish nationalists saw Britain as their oppressor too. When war broke out, supporting the Boers was viewed as part of the broader Irish struggle for independence.
A key figure was Gen. John MacBride, who led the Irish Transvaal Brigade.
It must be noted that, as part of the British Empire, many Irish fought against the Boers too. Ireland was apparently very divided back then.
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@AdameMedia I get his point but they certainly didn't cut prices for dinner after hitting the iceberg. However there was a complimentary ice bath shortly after.
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@KimDotcom I want religion kicked out of public discourse and politics. It should be a private affair. Never discussed.
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3 hour poll.
Do you want the Jews kicked out of America?
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@venya818 @Tangueray41 @ArmchairW This doesn’t really hold up either. Surely Mossad would just take over Yairs account for a week and post memes. It’s not a challenge. Unless Yair wanted people to know.
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@Tangueray41 @ArmchairW Shiva is not the Sabbath, and even if his family was religious, which they're not, posting online is in no way forbidden during it. Which should have been obvious every other time a Jew ever died.
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Putting this issue to bed would be comically easy, you know.
If Netanyahu's actually alive he should be able to do a live video interview with the media, rather than keep releasing these weird prerecorded videos that keep raising AI flags.
The Shiva thing is damning.
The AI Robot Guy on X@HousebotGuy
Netanyahu died on March 8th, 2026. Yair, his son who posts 24/7, took an exact 7 day break on X from 3/8 to 3/15. That lines up precisely with the Jewish Shiva mourning period. President Trump looked visibly shaken on 3/8. Now they are striking oil fields and hitting civilian infrastructure in response. They wouldn’t do that unless something serious happened, like a major assassination. That also lines up with the strange military council absences and event cancellations. Every video you are seeing of him after 3/8 is AI assisted.
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