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TheRealAlanJohnson

@RealAlanJohnson

Common Sense, Conservative Politics, Imperfect Christian - Appreciative of Unfiltered commentary heavy on Snark, Sarcasm - the Blue Line

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Amiri King
Amiri King@AmiriKing·
Imagine chopping your t!ts off just to look like Curly from the Three Stooges. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
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The_Narc_Decoder
The_Narc_Decoder@NarcDecoder·
The scapegoat child isn’t the problem they’re the one who saw the truth first. In families shaped by dysfunction, one child is often assigned blame, shamed, or misunderstood. Not because they’re “difficult”… but because they refuse to carry the illusion. #ScapegoatChild #NarcissisticAbuse #FamilyDynamics #TruthTeller
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Brenden Dilley
Brenden Dilley@WarlordDilley·
Trying out my first post that allows me to discriminate against retards outside of America who wish they could reply to me. NORTH AMERICANS UNITE!!!!!
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MAZE
MAZE@mazemoore·
Hey Jesse, you shaky senile POS, If you don't believe that Trump was shot in Butler or that a man named Corey Comperatore was shot and killed that day, you should go speak to Corey's daughters instead of spreading conspiracy theories on the bush league Jerry Springer Show.
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MLB 9 Innings 26
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Reverend Jordan Wells
Reverend Jordan Wells@WellsJorda89710·
🚨 MARK MY WORDS: In the NEXT 30 DAYS, President Trump drops a HISTORIC peace deal that ENDS this war once and for all. His haters? Absolutely HUMILIATED. Silenced. DISGRACED. Who's with me? 🔥🇺🇸 #Trump2026 #PeaceDeal #WatchThis
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TheRealAlanJohnson
TheRealAlanJohnson@RealAlanJohnson·
@Hunter_Eagleman ... "gelding", might explain the whole transhausens, gender reassignment thing - I think we're on to something!
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Hunter Eagleman™
Hunter Eagleman™@Hunter_Eagleman·
When you’re sick they know 🥹
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il Donaldo Trumpo
il Donaldo Trumpo@PapiTrumpo·
WHO DID THIS???🤣🤣🤣
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TheRealAlanJohnson
TheRealAlanJohnson@RealAlanJohnson·
@WarlordDilley I dont know a lot about all this stuff, yet it seems to me, in shaping conversation and digital politics, you've created a unique niche - the Digital Strategist, an Architect of Political Discourse...
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Brenden Dilley
Brenden Dilley@WarlordDilley·
Ok I need help. A handful of retards have totally destroyed the term "podcaster" and I gotta refer to my show and hosting abilities as something other than a podcast/podcaster. The entire genre is gay as fuck now. I'm open to suggestions... let me hear what ya got!
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TheRealAlanJohnson
TheRealAlanJohnson@RealAlanJohnson·
@4thOfJuly365 Given the cost, the sacrifice some of these kids will make in never coming home to their families - we owe them much, much more than steak and lobster.
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Mr. Star Spangled MAGA
Mr. Star Spangled MAGA@4thOfJuly365·
I'm seeing a lot of Democrats complaining today about our troops eating steak and lobster. Do you have an issue with this at all? Be honest.
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TheRealAlanJohnson
TheRealAlanJohnson@RealAlanJohnson·
@WarlordDilley Given the cost some of these kids may pay, never making it home to their families - Steak & Lobster is getting off cheap, they deserve so much more.
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Brenden Dilley
Brenden Dilley@WarlordDilley·
I hope Secretary Hegseth uses my tax dollars to feed the troops twice as much lobster and steak in 2026, as he did in 2025. I'm dead serious. Well fed troops perform better and keeps morale high. They've earned quality meals.
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TheRealAlanJohnson
TheRealAlanJohnson@RealAlanJohnson·
@alphafox Ya gotta admit, all those years of excessive noise on stage would certainly explain his hearing issues later in life...
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AlphaFox
AlphaFox@alphafox·
Wait, so Rush Limbaugh was really Jim Morrison of the Doors?! 🧐
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