Courthouse Landman

@oilmutt “Potential investors…listen to Franklin brag…how he was ‘killing it’ in oil and gas” 💀💀💀

New lawsuit just hit Brent Franklin. Be sure to check out his booth at NAPE! PDF in comments

@oilmutt Wow nobody saw this coming! 😂

@Aubrey___K A very bad time was had.

Just saw my November run statement tied to WAHA.

@elonmusk Imagine, if you will, a world where race/color were a non factor and we judged solely on merit and output. We’d probably have flying pyramids and lunar luxury vacations.

The facts are there for anyone to observe. South Africa now has more anti-White laws than there were anti-Black laws under Apartheid! I am extremely opposed to anti-Black laws, but equally opposed to the laws against White people or other races too. There should be a fair and even playing field.

@FrostBank might be the worst bank I have ever used. Anyone have a Texas-based bank they’d recommend using? I’m considering going back to Wells at this point…

@Producers88 @MineralBro

@RunsheetRicky @MineralBro Who is Rick?

How are you guys not making money in minerals with deals like this floating around?

@CollegeFBonX When they walk into Sun Devil Stadium. 11-1 is still respectable though.

@BillyBigtime69 @cigarettesummer As long as you don’t make eye contact, valid.

@cigarettesummer @RunsheetRicky Making out with another dude doesn’t make you as gay as wearing some low T penny loafers.

You can just wear penny loafers instead of hoodrat sneakers

Sometimes I say things so profound that people that it’s stupid. And sometimes I say things so stupid that people thinks it’s profound.

@WayneGunter8 I’ll bring my Glocks.

@RunsheetRicky been waiting on you to visit boo

Glock bit victim

@RickRyderSooner This is why having a home stereo is so important. Casual sex havers hate me for this one simple trick: Blast some Barry White to really set the mood.

Upstairs neighbor cleaned their entire apartment today and now (1:56AM) I can hear the bed frame moving in a rhythmic pattern #NICE

@average_landman Thoughts and prayers during this trying time. 🫡

Nothing better than owning minerals in a unit and the operator drills an allocation well and the first take point is half way down your tract! Goodbye ROI 👋🤡 gotta love the game

@TeLeFaWx @GreyHairOpsGuy @KVanthof I feel the need to clarify before this is taken the wrong way. This isn’t a slight at Kaes by any means. It is a genuine question as a non op who has dealt with DB owner relations regularly.

@TeLeFaWx @GreyHairOpsGuy @KVanthof You think Diamondback isn’t currently a bureaucratic mess?

@earlefeel69 We really did have the golden era of tech being cool but not overly invasive like it is now.

@RunsheetRicky Yea! I’m glad smart phones weren’t a thing yet. I’d definitely be canceled for some of the words I said singing along to rap songs.

If you graduated high school between the years of 2005-2010, congrats we had the best generation of rap music. I still remember random lyrics everyday.

@BlueFlameBlues I have a Viper now guys…leave me alone 😂

When he says "Yeah I was long #natgas in 2022," but forgets to mention he's also been long #natgas every year for the last 10 years...

Just got off the phone with the CEO of the oilfield. Everyone is getting let go, it’s over.