Shawn
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Shawn
@ShawnAmFirst
ENTP | America-First 🇺🇸 | Christ Is King ✝️
Washington, DC Bergabung Ocak 2024
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@ShawnAmFirst Ouchie, Shawnie you don’t gotta call me out like that…
Everybody’s got hobbies.
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The same phenomenon exists with the gays… Everyone knows a boyfriend boy.
He’s as twinkish as they come, spends too much time at the gym but never gains because he’s on a bottom diet.
His Instagram is nothing but couple pics, coordinated outfits at brunch, endless “my man” stories, and subtle thirst traps with his bf tagged.
His entire personality is “future husband” he’s already planning the destination wedding in Mykonos after three dates.
The center of his universe is whichever top he’s latched onto this month. He spends all his energy love-bombing, bottoming on command, and suffocating the poor guy with texts and “where are youuu” voice notes.
He’ll either stay the eager little house husband or eventually get ghosted when the guy needs air. Doesn’t matter though, he’ll be back on Grindr by Sunday, new “boyfriend” locked in by the following weekend.
He ALWAYS has a boyfriend.
Don’t be a little bitch.
Raq@raqisright
Everyone knows a boyfriend girl She’s blonde and as basic as they come. Her instagram is just pics of her and her bf, constant “my boyfriend says”, her only goal in life is to make him her husband. He is the center of her universe. Because she spends all her energy suffocating him, he will either continue being her little bitch boyfriend or eventually get sick of her and end it. She’ll find a new one quickly anyways: she ALWAYS has a boyfriend. Don’t be a little bitch.
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@BrendanCarrFCC The Grads haven’t even uated…
The stars haven’t even spangled!
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@raqisright I’m old enough to remember republicans like Charlie Kirk who WANTED MORE free speech with big audiences, because debate and discourse yields the best ideas.
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@haganknowsbest @ShawnAmFirst Calm down you’ll get your $5 before the day is up
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