Side Splitting Comedy

I propose… “The X Awards” Banger of the Year Best in Journalism Best in Video Best Grok Imagine Best Community Notes Any other ideas? Boost this is you agree. @Side_Splitting1

@mitchellvii Little Marco!

Other than Donald Trump, who's your favorite Republican right now?

@hall_scott1969 @janninereid1 That dude needs to chill. Although, I’d be mad too if I had to switch teams to find someone that can stand me.

All things are relative... Michelle obama is not evaluating... Black women... Michelle obama... Is self-evaluating her own internal rage... And the level of effort to control it in public... Statement: Michelle Obama said "Black women are too quiet, easygoing and don't complain". Correction: Michelle Obama is too quiet, easygoing and doesn't complain". Butt... she really... really... really wants to do so... NOTE... Those who suffer from constrained rage... Tend to have temporal headaches...

In her recent interview on Keke Palmer’s podcast “Baby, This Is Keke Palmer.” Michelle Obama said "Black women are too quiet, easygoing and don't complain". What's your response to that? 🤔

His pronouns are Xi/him

@janninereid1 That’s a good dad

I scroll through Facebook and find the most RIDICULOUS liberal memes that they're passing around.. And, I'm proving that THE LEFT CANT MEME at the same time.🤦‍♀️🤨 Here's TODAY'S meme. Thoughts?

We should change the name of “everything bagels” to “everywhere bagels”.

PART 3: You might be a Leftist… (In Foxworthy format…) If you have purple hair… If you have to even ask “if we are going to keep it”… If you think Dave Chapelle is a white supremacist… If you call Jews, Nazis… (The rest @Side_Splitting1)

@4thOfJuly365 Transformers at 6am. Twas the ONLY thing that could get me up that early on a weekend.

Remember when Saturday mornings meant cartoons without a lecture? GI Joe, Transformers, and Thundercats teaching kids to be heroes instead of victims. What was your "go-to" cartoon?

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You might be a Leftist.. (6) (in Foxworthy format) If you wear guyliner… If the only flowers in your neighborhood are on a shooting memorial… If the weather is someone’s fault… If your idea of a “scavenger hunt” is looting the local department stores…

Scroll scroll scroll.. S T O P What keeps Michelle Obama up at night? Viagra.

@james_xond You had to use your imagination to bate.

People who grew up without internet, how did you deal with boredom at home?

@TAftermath2020 @Spike09191958 Finally, we can get some sleep.

That’s one way to turn off that annoying music. 😏

@otokyo Memento

I don’t want your “best movie ever.” I want the one that made you sit in silence when the credits rolled. The one where you said, “what… was that?” No spoilers. Just titles. Let’s ruin my week.

@MikeBales Thats some good dizzy chicken 🐓

Just ate an entire Costco rotisserie chicken over the sink with my bare hands like God intended. 🤤

@lady_valor_07 Smoke a cigarette

First thing you do?

@DreamDeano @HutchingsR72081 HOW did you do that?🤣

Good Morning X. Looks like X is back up, at least for me. Couldn't access my account yesterday after the morning. ☕️🇺🇸🌞🙏🏽😊

@elonmusk The Crooked of Hormuz

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@Kica333 My hobby is not going to costco🤷‍♂️

My hobbies include avoiding eye contact with the salespeople trying to talk to me at Costco.

@PoliticalStacy They have me singing, “MOVE bi+ch! Get out the way!”

It only takes one slow-walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I'm a nice person.

@Dearme2_ What keeps Michelle Obama up at night? Viagra -Laugher is good medicine

Without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression?