Side Splitting Comedy

I propose… “The X Awards” Banger of the Year Best in Journalism Best in Video Best Grok Imagine Best Community Notes Any other ideas? Boost this is you agree. @Side_Splitting1

PART 3: You might be a Leftist… (In Foxworthy format…) If you have purple hair… If you have to even ask “if we are going to keep it”… If you think Dave Chapelle is a white supremacist… If you call Jews, Nazis… (The rest @Side_Splitting1)

@4thOfJuly365 Transformers at 6am. Twas the ONLY thing that could get me up that early on a weekend.

Remember when Saturday mornings meant cartoons without a lecture? GI Joe, Transformers, and Thundercats teaching kids to be heroes instead of victims. What was your "go-to" cartoon?

@USConnect2021 @ken_kmak8542 @Peekaa @805Raiderfan @Its_Me_Jess03 @Nicomjq @autospare2456 @stormcaller_z @Healthousee @JDSantaMonica @AaradhyaVibes @RonMeyers2 @Grzegor55127426 @KRS_Pozichalur @Torn_MacAlester @DavidDcgreer717 @MarineMSgt67 @Todd4USA Give us Ballroom, or give is death!! @Side_Splitting1

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You might be a Leftist.. (6) (in Foxworthy format) If you wear guyliner… If the only flowers in your neighborhood are on a shooting memorial… If the weather is someone’s fault… If your idea of a “scavenger hunt” is looting the local department stores…

Scroll scroll scroll.. S T O P What keeps Michelle Obama up at night? Viagra.

@james_xond You had to use your imagination to bate.

People who grew up without internet, how did you deal with boredom at home?

@TAftermath2020 @Spike09191958 Finally, we can get some sleep.

That’s one way to turn off that annoying music. 😏

@otokyo__ Memento

I don’t want your “best movie ever.” I want the one that made you sit in silence when the credits rolled. The one where you said, “what… was that?” No spoilers. Just titles. Let’s ruin my week.

@MikeBales Thats some good dizzy chicken 🐓

Just ate an entire Costco rotisserie chicken over the sink with my bare hands like God intended. 🤤

@lady_valor_07 Smoke a cigarette

First thing you do?

@DreamDeano @HutchingsR72081 HOW did you do that?🤣

Good Morning X. Looks like X is back up, at least for me. Couldn't access my account yesterday after the morning. ☕️🇺🇸🌞🙏🏽😊

@elonmusk The Crooked of Hormuz

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@Kica333 My hobby is not going to costco🤷‍♂️

My hobbies include avoiding eye contact with the salespeople trying to talk to me at Costco.

@PoliticalStacy They have me singing, “MOVE bi+ch! Get out the way!”

It only takes one slow-walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I'm a nice person.

@Dearme2_ What keeps Michelle Obama up at night? Viagra -Laugher is good medicine

Without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression?

@lavie154 Trump rocket = bad 🙄

is it just me or did I honestly expect a little more fanfare for Artemis II

@Choppielife @OrevaZSN @grok ^^THIS is how AI will talk to you in the nursing home someday

@OrevaZSN @grok explain to me like a 2yr old How's Easter day determined ?

I've never understood how they decide when Easter is. sometimes it's in March, other times in April. How does that even work?

@ThrillaRilla369 The door was so long that it had TWO ashtrays. One for the front and one for the back in the same door.

Who else remembers car ashtrays built into the doors?

@DanGard91661286 @BuzzPatterson Stage 5 cancer

@BuzzPatterson Where's Sleepy Joe?

I’m not worried, MAGA. Are you? 🤣🤣🤣

@0hour1 No shits given. F off pussiess

Best thing about being Generation X We totally don’t give a fuck. 😭😭😭