🔞 Lobotomy E.G.O::Sloshing 🔞

(Pinned!) this is an unserious Parody/RP account revolving around this unnamed limbus enemy who i (mun) love so dearly uhhhh mun and muse go by she/her this is MDNI and suggestive AT TIMES (might repost smthn NSFW sometimes) speaking: text actions: [text] ooc: 💚; text

I will correct myself, calling him a groomer is not true. That part is on me, however, he still actively roleplayed l*licon shit. Dated a genuine pedophile and they only broke up a month ago. As well as again, SEXUALLY HARASSED AFABS IN OUR COMMUNITY.

@ThaumielMiddle No, i just "can" not see how a joke could apply to such a dire situation.

@SloshingGOAT ...Not much of a jokester, huh.

I was not paying attention to my drink and accidentally ate the can.

@ThaumielMiddle I'm fine.

@SloshingGOAT Heh, 'can' you breathe?

@ONILOVEGAL Kind of like how the best part of a soda is ripping the tab off and chewing on it.

⠀ ⠀⠀The best part of a popsicle is the stick teebeeaych. This makes it sound like I'm eating the freaking stick NO I just like chewing on it, 'kay❓ ⠀

@Cadaver215 Aight. [Jane got up and slammed the chair on the ground, picking up some of the spare pieces to re-attach to her suit. She then stuck two of the remaining chair legs together and smoothed them over to recreate her baton.] Seeya. [Just like that, she's gone.]

@SloshingGOAT ... [Knox was starting to get uncomfortable with the staring.] ..Kindly. Either tell me what you want. Or leave. Understood?

(first open int ig) [Jane rips off a large chunk of her suit which fills itself immediately with the rest. This chunk is placed on top of her baton as the entire weapon becomes a chair. Jane sets the chair down and has a seat. Now she is staring at you, reader.]

// Hi. This is a serious post. Recently it has come to my attention that @/washed_up_fixer is a fucking pedophile, was caught grooming children and chased out of a different community. I myself have personally caught him following l*li rp accounts.

@TEMP0ROSSO 💚; aaaand twitter fucked the picture 💔

@TEMP0ROSSO "My bad." . . . I understand. [She's fine. Probably.]

💚; me when I learn about the deltarune chapter 5 release date through fucking JJS 😭😭😭

@DOUXVERIE 💚; hope ya feel better soon

/ deleted, sorry. wont be posting tonight, i feel nauseous.

@middlesharkie NONONO WAIT-! [Jane explodes into a mess of green slime, collapsing onto the ground in a heap of E.G.O gear.]

@Cadaver215 [Still no response from Jane. She continues to stare at Knox without a word.]

@SloshingGOAT ... ...please forgive any rudeness, but... If you need anything, you can just say so. Staring really isn't going to get you anywhere.

@KCorpEmployee I do not care.

@SloshingGOAT It would have been more respectful of you to ask to do as such...

@KCorpEmployee I am. What about it?

@SloshingGOAT [They placed a hand to their chest as they stared back.] ... wait, aren't you the one that took my picture before-?

@Lcorpcain ACK-! [And... Jane is "dead" again. Lovely.]

@SloshingGOAT [cain would continue staring for a little, before chucking an entire box of enkephalin at them and sprinting off]

@Lcorpcain 💚;

@SloshingGOAT //

@Lcorpcain [Jane doesn't respond, instead opting to keep staring at Cain without an explanation.]

@SloshingGOAT [cain would look around a bit, before realizing they were looking at Cain, pointing to themselves to make sure]