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@Av8r07 LSL! 🤣

8 more working days and I’ll be a man of leisure. 😎

@PelicanatAnchor I bet!

@TechOperator Deleting Teams was particularly satisfying for me.

I can’t wait to banish this garbage from my iPhone. 🤘

@congressdj 🙌

Chuck Norris didn’t die. He just left our simulation to ensure the power stays on.

@werosolo Oh no! 😭

Rest in eternal peace Chuck Norris. You were a real one. 😭💔

@Liberty_Uno @J_MacGulf Right? 🤣

@J_MacGulf @TechOperator That the reason smart companies do not put their names on ladders. 😁

After years of corporate kabuki theater, here's actual footage of me yeeting myself off the corporate ladder.

@Glitch_Runn3r All. The. Time.

@TechOperator Proceed about a mile down the road and you’ll see another yeeting off the ladder as well! 🤣

@slowlycountto3 Nope! 🤣

@TechOperator We don’t need no stinkin job!😾

Turns out my serious distrust of cats is well founded.

@NiceNeanderthal I use 1Password instead.

@TechOperator “Authenticator” is definitely going to be used up till my last breath and into the arms of Jesus. That and my password manager.

@phenn I cannot wait for that too! 🙌

@TechOperator Wait until you close your LinkedIn account. 🔥

@scotsrule08 But what about the stuff he never talks about but just does or shows up? 🤣

babe wake up. elon said "a few weeks" again. according to elontime.expert that means ~5 months 🤣 this site tracks his time estimates and he's off by 11x on average.

@BasedBudgeter Significant career pivot - leaving IT leadership (and hopefully IT) after taking some time.

@TechOperator Retiring?

@Lord_Vader_MD Posted in Teams 🤣

@TechOperator When I left one of my jobs, I left Johnny Paycheck playing on repeat. 😆 youtu.be/ZDBQDqylxNI?si…

@Dianemarieshub Ladder was going faster than my M3P! 🤣

@NiceNeanderthal No Sir, diligently working my transition plan. People remember how you leave!

@TechOperator Don’t go FIGMO! Or “get short!” —Those are military terms meaning just barely showing up and doing the minimum. It’s for the good of your own character.

@Dianemarieshub Excellent! 🙌

Strong people don't push others down; they lift them up.

@onxlink Stay far back always!

@TechOperator This is why I never trust the trucks with ladders 😂

@J_MacGulf Ironic 🤣

@TechOperator Ironic. The very thing that helps people step up, fell out.

MS Teams will be the first one I delete!

@scotsrule08 Close call for sure. Hope no one hit it later.

@TechOperator Ouchie