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@NFL_DovKleiman @JordanRaanan It’s gotta be some of the worst shit that’s ever been done

Oh Boy: The situation that led to Christian Wilkins' release is a "tough one to overcome," and the reason he is still unsigned, per @JordanRaanan Wilkins reportedly got cut for attempting to kiss a teammate. 😬😬😬

@MrJerryOC @BacheloretteABC @hannahcmontoya @kingkrabbyp @barstoolsports BOINK

Hear us out @BacheloretteABC .. @hannahcmontoya & @kingkrabbyp as DOUBLE BACHELORETTES. Please make this happen Stoolies. We can play 'Devil's Reserve' commercial over and over and over. 'What are you doin' with him, Hannah?' Sorry this Ft. Lauderdale party already happened.

A JOC endorsement was the last thing on my bingo card for 2026, but i’m honored. hey @BacheloretteABC U up?

@hannahcmontoya The fact that he doesn’t have a fantasy team makes that clip so much funnier.

STEVE SMITH - MICROPOD 🏈🍜

@BarstoolGruden It’s not Idaho, Coach. It’s Omaha.

Let’s go IDAHO!!! #ExperianBoostorBust

@trillydonovan There has already been two all-time calls

There's still four games left, but I think it's already fair to say this has been one of the best first round days in a long time.

@JohnnyDramaChas Please, please, please!

Entourage star Adrian Grenier reveals him and Jeremy Piven are ready for a reboot. Is this something you might be interested in?

Already the second call of the day that brings me chills. This is March!

@TiffanyFong I told everyone he was just a random dad and I couldn’t have been more right

The guy who went viral for looking like Jeffrey Epstein says, "I'm not Jeffrey Epstein, I'm Palm Beach Pete!"

@barstoolsports Homies got a nasty bruise on his arm, couldn’t stop staring at it. 😂

America’s favorite pair of goggles is BACK in the big dance

@John_Fanta @JakeMarsh18 Absolutely legendary call.

This is the best thing you will watch today.

I love these two.

@SweepReality @TMZ You’re a lame person to talk to. When did I say that?

@UltimateReply @TMZ So she hasn’t assaulted a female so she has to be on something? Didn’t realize drugs could cause you to only assault males. And, we don’t know it was an isolated incident. Just wait - more will come out

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Frankie Paul repeatedly attacked Dakota Mortensen during the 2023 incident in which she pled guilty to aggravated assault; video shows that one of her children was struck during the fight. Trigger Warning. tmz.me/z0szobb

@I_amMukhtar He’s trying so hard to not crack a smile the entire time. 🤣😂

Officer Lisa broke down in court when they played the diss track about her. The camera cut to Afroman, and he's just vibing to his song. America is not a real place.

UNC solely lost because of these two bozos showing up to the Michigan game thinking they had their game in the bag.

The VCU guys putting all their towels on the coach is mad funny.

@puppybrother12 @TMZ Makes a lot more sense.

@UltimateReply @TMZ She admitted that she was hammered

The only time I’ve ever seen someone act that erratic and crazy without stopping is when they’re hammered or completely unmedicated bipolar or schizophrenic. Since this is an isolated incident against her ex-spouse and hasn’t caused issues with others on the show, it’s probably safe to assume it’s not the latter two.

@UltimateReply @TMZ Are you saying that alcohol is the only reason people assault someone? Really? Do you ever go outside your 2x4 room and see the real world

@DuncOnDemand What did I miss?

Nobody wants to say what he did

@ShooterMcGavin ohhhh shooter!

UPDATE: The Hospital is expected to make a full recovery