Johnny “Boston Crab” Bagmeister

Oopsies, got a little too #D3drunk last night! #JohnnyFiles

Will the new future hiring question in job interviews be “Have you ever been apart of the burnerverse?” #lank

Sorry for the short hiatus, was on a date with the new wife #GratsBruddaGrats

@j1mmybuckets Thanks Mr. President

@WIACJohnny1 This isn’t a bad shot

Oopsies, got a little too #D3drunk last night! #JohnnyFiles

@hooosierdaddy67 Had to channel my inner Dave “the bullet”

@WIACJohnny1 Jesus Johnny

@BarneyCLickems Mr. Lickems, Thank you for the advice, and pep talk. Maybe this time I will try the discipline method so she knows who runs this shit. Hope all is well, Johnny

@WIACJohnny1 Johnny, I see the predicament you think you are in. When I swing my balls in the market, a situation like this would make me want to double down. Hope this helps! Your Buddy, Lickems

@DroppedBySteph Nobody asked for your opinion squid

@WIACJohnny1 this is the most disgusting shit i’ve ever read

@TheBigVacuum97 🪵, 🪵, and double 🪵

“Hey honey can you and your friends show ass by my boat to help me sell it?”

@daniballbuster Was meant for you Daniela.

@WIACJohnny1 This would’ve got me

@tigertowntrash Consider this an application. -JB

@WIACJohnny1 Need a man to talk to me like this fr

@WIACJohnny1 Rape me

@ohstringerbell Heard she already hit up WIAC future DPOY, UW-Lax very own Ben Ott

@WIACJohnny1 She is going to LOVE the football team Johnny. Best of luck soldier!

@TheManiacBenj Does a one legged duck swim in a circle

@WIACJohnny1 You texting her?

@LiamVanDingle Liam, We received a restraining order. Johnny

@WIACJohnny1 Johnny, I think this young lady seems interested in the Boston Crab- please update. Signing off, Liam

@WIACJohnny1 I’ve taken shots like this before. #goodshot

@thehammer83 Proud of you Hammer

@WIACJohnny1 I hit this method dead sober today Johnny boy.

@WIACJohnny1 100% from the field #toobigtofail

@WIACJohnny1 Did this Sunday at mimosas, idk how the foid is still talking to me

@PeterDickNMouth Women never “understand” anything -JB

@WIACJohnny1 I don’t think she got the message, gotta provide more options -PB