Dick “The Hammer” Hamilton

Why am I highkey a reply merchant #givethesoloworksomelove

Getting your tits done is such a turn off

@SheClap4Sosa #same

Full transparency I’m a skims underwear wearer and I’m not ashamed

@JMOFRMDEEP Welcome to Nazi Germany

A nigga cant even chill nowadays

@JBGOOTER Sure

I'm getting there. When u masturbate think about my tongue or your clit and switching back and forth from my dick to my tongue

Gay son or two time SAE sweetheart?

@bagmonsta It would be wrong of you not to

Is it fucked up to flirt with your buddies mom during grad weekend if she’s looking mad good

Dick is laying in bed #crunk

@robcracks @_bryce_young Heart been broke so many times I don’t know what to believe

@_bryce_young aye bra call me

Thursday night hits and all of a sudden this is me

@HushenKuma Nomad lifestyle

Grounding in the bar. Thoughts?

@bigmamaotzh Hazing isn’t real

hazing is good sorry

@TShoughtime Strangest thumb on campus?

Graduating.. again. Now I have to find a j*b

@TheZynleyCup #ballislife

If you’re thinking about hustling in pick up basketball on a cement court I’m hear to tell you not to

You have earned the honor of receiving my mighty penis

@dickofficial42 “Yeah man I just finished paying off my Geese”

My buddy just Klarna’d a pair of Golden Goose’s.

After getting high everyday for the last week, I’ve decided weed really does make you a lazy bum and I’m going back to abusing stimulants.

For 30 followers I’m doxing the handicap (It’s between 3.5 and 35)

@DerekNotJeter Derek, You’ll meet a great girl in your 20’s and get close to a bunch of cool dudes once you enter the workforce Chin up, Dick “The Hammer” Hamilton

Graduating in two days and it’s starting to feel like my life is over. Didn’t meet a girl at school and I’ve never been more lonely in my life. Parents are coming tomorrow and I’ve never dreaded anything more. All star special and a side of absolute fucking despair.

@Garydapimpsmith Absolute chills.

#tbt who am I to hate. Who want me