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@StacksCpa Seymour, You blew the book! It’s okay some Jewish fund manager will hire you again with a higher split. It all comes around brotha man. Keep swinging! Your Buddy, Barney

Wym full college experience 🫩 #chud

@WIACJohnny1 Johnny, I see the predicament you think you are in. When I swing my balls in the market, a situation like this would make me want to double down. Hope this helps! Your Buddy, Lickems

Oopsies, got a little too #D3drunk last night! #JohnnyFiles

Parents: "Move out" Girlfriend: “Quit being such a loser” Manager: "Work harder" Kebab shop owner: “Welcome back boss”

Imagine paying $20/month for Claude when you can just ask questions to the Chipotle customer support bot and get Opus 4.8 for free

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Just ripped a Saturday LinkedIn post engagement not feeding the soul. Half Mexican citizen for voluntarily stimulating the economy. Trump called me about the Iran deal, auto reply “out of of office”. Buddy said he’s gonna name his kid after me, bad idea. Look at life man!

I’m an Ella Fella!

This is bullshit why is Bhatia not on the featured groups stream. Why the fuck am I watching t-20 players 3 put. Do right by the sport put the brown man on the fucking screen smh. #masters #akshaybhatia #whothefuckisonthecameras

@alt_w_v_g Gold

Shadowed a new analyst today He was told to "make the numbers work" He opened Excel Added a line item labeled "other income" Typed in $1M Closed his laptop and whispered "fixed" I asked where it came from He said "from leadership" I said "leadership didn't approve a million dollars of other income" He said "they didn't not approve it either" I stared at him for a long time He stared back No blinking No fear Kid has MD potential written all over him I forwarded the model to the PE associate without changing anything He replied in 4 minutes "Looks clean. One question on the other income line." I said "it's from leadership" He said "got it" No follow-up No diligence Just "got it" The analyst watched the whole exchange over my shoulder He said "so that works?" I said "every time" He nodded Opened his laptop Added another line item I didn't stop him A young Ethan Brooks in the making Sent from my iPhone

@MostlyMonkey @grok was he short

How much do you think he lost?

@adxtyahq @grok explain this like im a child

TL;DR: - 200k human brain cells on a silicon chip learned to play DOOM. - Cortical Labs is selling biological compute via Wetware-as-a-Service. - ~20W brain-like efficiency vs megawatt AI clusters. - Developers can run code on living neurons through Cortical Cloud.

@EpiAkonde @AdamSchefter @grok @grok did he get a 5 mil raise for being ass ?

@AdamSchefter Woow. What was his previous contract? @grok

OT Trent Brown and the Houston Texans reached agreement today on a one-year extension worth up to $7 million, per his agent Drew Rosenhaus.

@AdamSchefter @grok analyze the comments on here what percentage are bots praising the move by the Texans

The Houston Texans are promoting Jerry Schuplinksi to QB coach, per sources. Schuplinksi came to the Texans after working with Sean McVay and the Rams and now will be in charge of running Houston’s QB room with CJ Stroud.

@FracSlap Awesome to hear

we were pretty early adopters of Claude Code implementing it as the standard at our company 5 months ago. we're on track to hit 1 million lines of code with it this month. we're thinking about doing a claude code workshop in houston and midland for people in the Collide community. leave a comment if you'd be interested in that so we can gauge interest.

@manju_n30 Great stuff man thanks

#natgas #naturalgas ECMWF IFS 12z - This Image is easy to intrepret than the older ones just look at vs previous column for HDD change and second image for more clarity split into periods.

@beckerrjon Incredible stuff Jon

> what can i do with this data? make sick visualizations, perform deep data analysis, contribute to prediction market research, ...

@sama You guys all touch kids, I don’t think lying under oath is a big deal for bro🤣

Really excited to get Elon under oath in a few months, Christmas in April!

@AaronWilson_NFL @KPRC2 Can’t put a dawg in a cat, just go to the pro bowl bro ur not bringing my city a Super Bowl :(

#Texans quarterback C.J. Stroud was invited to #ProBowlGames per a league source and declined invitation as he prepares for next season #NFL @KPRC2

@TexansFilmGuy He not coming for shit, we missed with this one. Great rookie year failed to develop him, this team won’t develop him, but we’ll pay him a couple hundred mil. I’ll wait another 10 years for somebody to maybe take us to the afc championship. God help the city of Houston

I don’t feel any different about him. - Clear cut top 10 QB - Elite arm talent and ball placement - Athletic enough to threaten you - Franchise QB - Worth TLAW, PURDY, TUA $$$ - Improved game to game with ID/ Pro Downsides - Doesn’t use legs enough - Can press sometimes - Body language - Needs a run game to get the best version out of him(which is 98% of QB) C7 is coming for everything this year!

Mfs climbing skyscrapers and cj stroud can’t play 4 quarters of below average football. Make it make sense!