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@synblinkerfluid My mailman has worked at the post office since the 80s and says nothing will ever match the Jeep DJ.

Fairly certain the postal employees felt the same from the transition from the Jeep DJ to the Grumman LLV.

@brontyman And the world will assume you're a phaggot. 😂

@DrRitaDed Yet you are based in Australia. 🤣

I voted for Joe Biden 3 times in 2020 and I don't regret my decision. We cheated, cope.

Got to work early to set up. Looks so good, can't wait for the kids to see it 😍

ABC has canceled The Bachelorette after their lead was seen in a leaked footage physically attacking her ex-boyfriend and throwing metal chairs at him while her child was present and reportedly the child was struck during the altercation.

@emkenobi Sweetie, you'd drop to your knees for anyone if the price is right. 😂

On their knees for a pedophile

@DreamWresling Because TKO are cheap bastards.

It’s crazy to think how 16 years ago WWE was so advanced with Stage Production and Pyrotechniques Now it feels like they’re going backwards in terms of Stage Quality and Production 🥲

@MalikAlyza She's hot...

Teagan Merritt, 16, a strong wrestler and barrel racer, was critically injured in a car crash when a truck hit her family’s car. Her heart stopped on the way to the hospital, and she now has severe brain injuries, a broken jaw, fractured bones, and memory issues. Doctors say she may never compete again. She’s facing a long recovery and will move to a neuro-rehab center, while her family asks for prayers and support.

@PoliticalStacy This is what happens when Tyrone knocks up a white hoe and doesn't leave to get milk and cigs. 🤣

I want this man publicly executed in the slowest, most painful way imaginable. Pure evil.

@raqisright Sweetie, it's pretty obvious you need to get laid and fast. 😂

March Madness is beyond gay You’re cheering for dudes born in 2007 The only bracket you should be worried about is your tax bracket. You’re poor and obsessed with little boys. Grow tf up

@Iamivy05 I'm going to cry if you don't sit on my lap right now. hehe

I WATCHED MY COWORKER CRY IN HIS CAR FOR 20 MINUTES, THEN WALKED BACK IN SMILING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. PEOPLE REALLY BE FIGHTING SILENT BATTLES EVERY DAY

@AreOhEssEyeEe @_TruthZone_ Sweetie, let's wait and see what you look like when you reach his age. 🤣

@_TruthZone_ Ew.

How is this possible????? 😳

@Lifeinvestmoney This home did not cost $62K in 1999, and you know it. 😂

My parents bought this house in 1999 for $62,000 They just sold it for $8.2million Housing is cooked

@LoudOutside She forgot to take her crazy meds.

A young woman was having a meltdown and said her own mother refused to help her: “I’m having a panic attack, and this is my mom. I tried to tell her I’m so tired/exhausted. She told me to go to bed.”

@HoopGrids The logo the Suns used in the 70s and 80s was not peak. Their 90s logo was.

Peak?

@chaseskp66 @ywomendeservles Are you mad that Tyrone fucked your mom and broke her heart when he left to get milk and cigs? 😂

@Waterfall_Clean @ywomendeservles But he knocked you out first!

@AHLIslanders Just call it a moving sale. 😂

The countdown is ON. Our Jersey Auction begins TOMORROW at 9 AM! Get ready to bid on a piece of hockey history. 🏒💙 🔗: bit.ly/jerseyauction2…

When you need Japan's help probably not the greatest time to be making Pearl Harbor jokes

@BrandtReacts @MbarkCherguia Your mom is stupid.

@MbarkCherguia They know how to drive. Its safer. If you think it's stupid, you are stupid.

Why though? 🤨

GUYS A BLACK WOMAN IN A STOCK CAR I REPEAT A BLACK WOMAN IN A STOCK CARRRRRRRRRRR