Kyle

❤️

im not camping u because i want to win, it's because i want to stay in this moment with you just a little bit longer. when we're old we'll wish it could've been like this forever, just the two of us. so please, stay here with me you brainless shield grabbing pussy

@FilipinoChump My first ever event was an OP-04 prerelease. Coming from Magic I just assumed you start every game by drawing 7 cards. I easily went 5-0, nobody called me on it, and I assumed for probably a full week that I was a naturally gifted GOAT

What's the worst you've ever cheated in a game of OPTCG (purposely or accidentally)

holy this crashout is insane💀

@Ziegler_Dev Joining the masses of responses to say having both of these locked behind weekends only feels insanely bad

FYI: Here's the current schedule for Cryo/Ranked. Cryo: Unlocks at 10 AM PT on Friday (first opens on Friday 3/20) Closes at 10 AM PT on Monday (first closes on Monday 3/23) Ranked: Unlocks at 10 AM PT on Saturday (first opens on Saturday 3/21) Closes at 10 AM PT on Tuesday (first closes on Tuesday 3/24) Once again, as we see and learn more we're open to iterating on the schedule in future updates. Good luck you brave souls.

@slime_machine LMFAO

blue players don’t even ask how many cards you have in hand anymore they just look at u like this

@FatherKahn LMFAO PRAISE GOD

Yall can thank me. Shrine worked.

@Savirix You will always be my goat ❤️

Thoughts on final match: I think I played the series really well. Game 1 I should have been more suspicious when he rad beamed out a 7k swing and opted to going more aggressive, but otherwise I don't currently recall any mistakes. Probably could have won though if I fished more. Game 2 not much to write home about, I drew well and he didn't. Game 3 is the interesting one. There was a search early on when I was debating bullet string or vergo, and I put down vergo while saying "bullet string". I meant to pick bullet, but put down the wrong card. However, since I was also considering vergo I kinda just let it play out. This ended up biting me a bit because I didn't have an event to discard for rosinante. In overtime, I definitely saw an angle to win due to OT rules. However, I REALLY didn't want to win that way. What happened in the final turn was not a result of me deciding what was the best way to win in OT; what you saw was me having an internal moral dilemma on whether I wanted to win that way or not. I didn't noro the 2nd last WB swing because I was still considering OT win at that point. When he swung the final whitebeard, I said fck it let's try to end the legit way and abandoned my original plan. Happy I stuck to my morals even with so much on the line. That being said, I checked what I would have found with sugar afterwards and it wouldn't have saved me. Tomorrow, I will review the games with extreme scrutiny on what I could have done to win. However tonight, I drink. Cheers to a successful worlds for me and for NA! 🍻

@MilkWorldGlobal @Savirix Because the rules are bad

@Savirix How would it be immoral to play by the pre-determined rules of the game lol.

@TempoAvenue @nervysage HOOOLY FUCK

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???????? @TheYard

Unlocked a premium episode today

@Tait6420 Let’s fucking go dude!

Proud of this rank I think it’s my best yet 🤠 much room for improvement though, the grind never stops!

@slime_machine @FatherKahn Two pimps brought together by fate

@FatherKahn and now u know kyle webwipe. truly beautiful

ludwig just put a generational flu game in explaining why one piece is cool, i put up a fight about how nothing should be 1000 episodes but idk he kinda convinced me

@jkaro223 When I saw BluePinata gave Wet Hot American Summer 1.5 stars I got so mad I DMed him for the first time ever

god i ragebait myself reading letterboxd reviews

@ShakeDrizzle BOOOOOOO

So fucking stoked for this hockey game. Hoping for a USA win so Americans finally start to care about the best sport 🏒🇺🇸

@selfflagellate what the fuck

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one thousand melee players named in 50:55 BANG