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@chase_blount @KemiBadenoch You know she'll never be PM right?
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This is all they can do because it's all they got. They'll kill you for mentioning how DS1's Sandbox is superior because the map is fun to traverse and the slower game pace allows for easier access to build variety not locked behind a 30 hour Steel Ball Run journey
Tarnished 🆓🇵🇸❤️@TarnishedW1
I purposefully chose Dancing Lion, the most chaotic boss, to showcase that even he has more methodical rhythm & freedom than all DS1 bosses combined.
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@utilitaryan "If entire races of women are attracted to you, you're ugly".
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Asian women being interested in you as a White man is the equivalent of Black men being interested in you if you’re a White woman. It means something is very wrong with you, usually physically.
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@a1ways0nline @ErrolTostigson No, this statue is also horrible, both statues can be bad, you don't have to like it because "greek god BASED!"
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Looks like a giant action figure, you people supporting this are tasteless.
Atelier Missor@AtelierMissor_
This 50 ft Prometheus will soon be shipped to the USA. It costs around 1 million to build. We want to build larger and larger Prometheus statues everywhere across the West.
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Heide calibration was watching @RockLeeSmile stream, Sky was a bit desaturated due to distant fog. A sharper fall off and a slight contrast so the sky is not desaturated. 2nd image shows the elements in shadow have right amount of sky light. 3rd shows boss arena lighting stays unchanged
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@Seek0s @sheolwife @inkblotPrincess I played DS1 again recently and the PVP was about as active as Elden Ring, if not more active, even though Elden Ring has way more players. If they'd just made it so that you could be invaded when you have a rune arc active, the game would be so much more active. It's unfortunate
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@WhiteCompa59577 @sheolwife @inkblotPrincess tbh in DS1 you just have to stay hollow to not be invaded, same with DS3 and embers
The only one without real condition is DS2
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i'm plenty capable i just don't think it's very good thanks 👍
Piggy@PiggyKropotkinn
Elden Ring is at a minimum 40x more “deliberate” and “methodical” than Dark Souls 1, but since it’s also faster paced people will call it “20 second crackhead boss combo spam” because their feeble weak minds cannot keep up
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@LaundryQueen__ @exALEXANDRIA Maybe 400 years ago. Now war is a $40 Chinese drone operated via ipad flying into your skull at 80 mph and then exploding.
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Richard Spencer CRASHES OUT on Andrew Wilson — “This is the GAYEST thing ever uttered” ht @exALEXANDRIA
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@WilhelmLamb1815 @Kiefer_Wool No bait and switch is required, young Europeans are overwhelmingly irreligious. It's only a tiny minority who might consider eschewing Christianity in favour of paganism.
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@Kiefer_Wool Rowsell is part of Thiel's sophisticated pagan larping network sponsored to bait and switch disillusioned young Western men into neo-paganism.
A trojan horse that Harrison should be far more discerning about.
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This will be good, however I am still blocked by STJ. I miss a lot of his content unfortunately.
Harrison Pitt@Harry_pitt
On behalf of @EuroConOfficial, I have filmed a St. George’s Day special of The Forge with @Tom_Rowsell (Survive the Jive). Rowsell exposes the lies peddled about England’s ‘multicultural’ past and retells the true story of the English people 🏴 Out tomorrow, at 7pm (BST) 🔥
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@Sgamuel2 @I__HATE_SOCCER You mean the same copy pasted dungeons with the same copy pasted rock goblin enemies and the same copy pasted burial guardian watchdog boss fights?
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@I__HATE_SOCCER Yeah elden Ring's level design sucks if you ignore the legacy dungeons and the mini dungeons and the hidden areas and the whole game except the overworld
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I love how this entire conversation is all about boss fight slop because the moment you talk about level design (99% of the game) Elden ring instantly gets evaporated to dust.
Piggy@PiggyKropotkinn
Elden Ring is at a minimum 40x more “deliberate” and “methodical” than Dark Souls 1, but since it’s also faster paced people will call it “20 second crackhead boss combo spam” because their feeble weak minds cannot keep up
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You seek wisdom. I possess boatloads of it. So go ahead - Ask Uncle Chael right here, right now. I’ll answer the ones I love on Friday’s You’re Welcome podcast. And…go!!
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@sheolwife @inkblotPrincess They even babified the pvp by making it so that you can only invade people who have summons/are baiting invasions with an item.
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@inkblotPrincess why is “lol mad cuz bad” even a thing people try with elden ring. it objectively holds your hand more and makes it easier to break the game over your knee than any other fromsoft game
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@PiggyKropotkinn ER is just rote learning boss movesets. The good thing is that you get plenty of practise because each boss was copy pasted a dozen times.
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@evemilksme @NINtendo_maya The bosses are incredibly mid. The game also isn't helped by the fact that basically every dungeon has a copy pasted boss in it, sometimes two bosses copy pasted in the same arena. How fun. Playing the game with a UGS was a legitimate pain in the ass.
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@NINtendo_maya How are we complaining a out Elden Ring bosses they are by far the best thing about it and the best bosses FromSoft ever made
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Seeing this clip and remembering when fromsoft made bosses that had slow methodical movement instead of being coke addicts that spasm around the arena with no rhyme or reason
biggie@biggieU_U
Got this dumbass on my second try with the most braindead strategy of all time, feelsgoodman🧀
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@restoreorderusa He was mixing up Singapore, a first world state which has distinctly separate groups, and Brazil, a miscegenated hellhole.
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We’re still here. Is he?
iamyesyouareno@iamyesyouareno
Anthony Bourdain agrees White people going extinct is “the only solution”.
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I heard about an event yesterday where thousands of people planned to smoke cannabis illegally in Hyde Park
The organisers said the police wouldn’t do anything about it
So I went along to find out what was happening
I was shocked by what I found
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@Med1_D1v3r I'm h(c)oping that it'll be included in the patch.
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>Exosuit warbond
>Looks inside
>Still no stratagem launcher
Functional studio
HELLDIVERS™ 2@helldivers2
Stride with unwavering intent across hostile territory in a march of mech-enhanced Managed Democracy. Demonstrate elite performance one prosperous hydraulic step at a time with the Exo Experts Warbond. Available on April 28th.
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