Steve Dave

@elonmusk More proof of the simulation

Made with Grok Imagine

The greatest Horror franchise.

@Rothmus This is surprisingly anyone in their twenties I’ve worked with.

@BillyM2k Coffee it up. Try a Phillips Baristina

coffee drinkers - would you recommend others get into coffee or is it a bad habit

@BillyM2k Acidic

how would you describe culture in 2026?

@Rightanglenews Looks safe, you could probably leave your kids unattended.

BREAKING - Fenway Park is facing massive criticism after turning off comments on their post celebrating Red Sox opening day footage from the 50s because it included too many White people. They hate you.

@BillyM2k I’ll never recover from my last difficulty

how long did it take you to recover from the last big difficulty of your life? are you better for it?

@BillyM2k Yea but just think if they could get more from billionaires, then they could keep better care of it. Oh and if you say oligarchy three times Bernie Sanders gets another mansion.

i’m so honored and thankful that california has taken so much money i’ve earned so it can fund fraud it makes me warm and fuzzy inside

@kirawontmiss I’m guessing they forgot their phone

how tf do you end up in the same situation twice???

@EGeiman71211 @StandUpForTrmp That’s pre tax. So she makes 43,000. Now factor in what she pays for healthcare. So if she’s lucky and her employer kick is she now takes in 37000. Now she gets to start paying bills.

@StandUpForTrmp she make $60,000 a year. My question is where is all her money going that she can't afford to get medical help for her child? Then thinks if she quits her job and working at McDonalds she would get assisstance. She is really F*** up.

@ProsecutorsPod @KurtSchlichter @shipwreckedcrew This the same congress that’s on a constant annual vacation.

@KurtSchlichter @shipwreckedcrew All they have to say is that under the Fourteenth Amendment's enabling clause, this is a question for Congress, not for the president, to address. Then you dodge the substance altogether but strike down the EO.

As @shipwreckedcrew correctly observes, there is an obvious way for the Supreme Court to rule against the administration without ruling on exactly what the 14th Amendment means. It can basically say the executive order is ineffective for one of several reasons not having to do with whether birthright citizenship exists or not under the 14th Amendment. Typically, a court is supposed to avoid ruling on a constitutional issue if it can rule on another basis. So the obvious move is that they will say they don’t need to reach the constitutional issue and rule Trump’s executive order ineffective.

To everyone in Japan, 777-807-3454 🥊 Anyone get it

@watatsuri @Psyko_Killa What type of comics?

@Psyko_Killa フランスからも！ありがとう✌🏻日本の漫画やゲームが好きなの？

世界に呼びかけてみるテスト🥹 届かなかったら消して何度でもツイートしなおす🥹笑

@Roripori_0555 You should check out Tool.

若い頃リンプビズキット嫌いだったけど久々聴いたら なんかええね

俺アメリカ人が日本の事好きなイメージが無かったんだよ。 何なら少し馬鹿にしてると思ってた。 でも全然違った。変な日本人より日本が好きだった。 ひとつ気になってるんだが、どうして日本が好きなの？

BLIMP.

@GoToThePictures She gets super disappointed when you fail to clean your room

Supergirl looks like a 45 year old who has smoked 40 fags a day since she was 15, lives in a council house and has 4 kids by 4 different men.

@elonmusk @ArthurMacwaters That’s how I do sex

@ArthurMacwaters Yes

this is unironically the right way to build a startup

@madeleinedupre Ur fired! lol kthx bye

Just an irredeemable country

@mrojaycutler I took too much time off and for the first time in my life I strained my forearm tendon to my elbows, WTF do I do to heal, right arm is great, left still the same after a few weeks

The reason your shoulders aren’t growing 📈 #fitness