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>Be Elon >Get bullied so badly as a kid that you end up in the hospital >Escape into books >Read more than 8hrs a day >Teach yourself programming >Sell a video game at 12 >Leave South Africa >Sleep on couches >Work odd jobs >Get into America >Build a startup >Get fired from your own company >Start over >Build another company >Merge it into PayPal >Get removed as CEO >Your company gets acquired >Walk away with nearly $180 million >Instead of retiring at 31, put almost all of it into three impossible ideas: Electric cars, Solar energy, Rockets >People tell you you're insane >Start a rocket company with no aerospace degree >Learn rocket science from textbooks >First rocket fails >Second rocket fails >Third rocket fails >Divorce >Public humiliation >Cash running out >One launch away from bankruptcy >Launch anyway >The fourth rocket reaches orbit >NASA signs a contract >Survive >Tesla is weeks from collapse >Save it at the last minute >Get mocked for wanting reusable rockets. >Land one. >Then another. >Then dozens. >Turn science fiction into engineering >Get mocked for betting on EVs >Turn electric cars into status symbols >Force the entire auto industry to follow >Build the most valuable car company in history >Launch astronauts into orbit >Create a global satellite internet network. >Buy Twitter >Fire most of the staff >Rename it X >Walk into politics >Risk your reputation >Risk your companies >Risk your fortune >Become one of the most polarising people on Earth. >Get attacked by the media, politicians, competitors, and activists >Keep building anyway >Become a TRILLIONAIRE

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Nostra, House of Gold
Nostra, House of Gold@Nostre_damus·
Trump says wait until Friday after the market closes to find out how bad the deal actually is
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@jmbollenbacher @teortaxesTex They’re so competent that Iran has increased its military capacity 100 days after the war started. They didn’t make a dent on the missile cities, they couldn’t establish air supremacy (as evidence by the numerous destroyed aircraft), and they sure as shit couldn’t control SoH
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@_airbent @nayana317668 I think she's shadowbanned it's showing "post is unavailable" at the replies
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@jmbollenbacher @teortaxesTex They’re so competent that they opened the war with child killing terrorism and sending in a carrier that’s so abysmally maintained that it literally had to be taken out of the region because it was overflowing with shit. They did 0 damage to the Iranian MIC
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@teortaxesTex fwiw, the Pentagon knew they would lose this war, and they knew the Strait would be closed. The US General staff are extremely competent. They just also report to a bunch of absolute morons who can't listen to good advice.
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