boyprison

if i don’t find a husband in the next 2 years i’m doing a backflip off the golden gate bridge

@ctbeiser can i try it

i vibe coded myself a mood tracking app and apparently i'm happiest when i've slept 6.4 hours, have lots of sleep debt, and have a resting heart rate 10bpm above what's normal for me. i also apparently hate tuesdays.

daniel lurie give me my government assigned autistic male bestfriend ASAP

@johnpalmer can only afford la croix in this market

no Diet Coke in the company fridge is bearish

@esunlightmoon @metaplexmovies is this the movie we watched at the los feliz theater where the fat guy next to me got mad cus i looked at my phone

@metaplexmovies does he say “punch it in” too lmao

decided to finally watch AFTER HOURS, wondering how much it'll feel like a typical Scorsese movie the opening shot of AFTER HOURS:

@h_rvst i don’t know but thank you for sharing

7 year old just got up and turned on some boards of canada

@esunlightmoon @clowstaff another beautiful day of being vietnamese !

@clowstaff @boyprison i love being vietnamese

had some beautiful vietnamese food for lunch

@David_Rudnick PAPITOS’!!!!

@boyprison is this a) im going to a bar called margarita b) im going to drink a margarita c) im going a new mode called margarita

in SF. time to see some of these famously terrible adverts that constitute our age's vanguard literary form

@David_Rudnick where r u im going margarita

@boyprison brother its sickness time

@coldhealing @worm_emoji

1 yerba mate deep listening to Future. I may be an autistic software engineer but he's literally just like me

@cardcaptorstaff i started bleaching my eyebrows to lighten them and i think it’s cute!

@hstslarp lurky baba

@boyprison ok hi

@vtss_pl staklena kuća in virgil village

what are good more high end vintage designer shops in LA? can someone ungatekeep in my dms pls

@griffisu @HomerClassic @Religious0ne @remiliacorp333 soon 👀

@HomerClassic @Religious0ne @remiliacorp333 is this real can i buy this right now

@cardcaptorstaff they are seriously the best

@fuckpoasting if i see you at zeitgeist next week it’s hands on sight

@boyprison never let them know your next move

as an unemployed train enthusiast today im taking the bart as far as possible for absolutely no reason