Brian Keyes

@mickeypeedia @fesshole Been there done that and here is the t-shirt. hairybaby.com/who-said-mass

@fesshole I'm guessing you're an English Catholic. This was standard for every child in Ireland who ever lived. We've been confessing this property since time began.

I used to get sent to mass on a Sunday, I'd spend the plate donation at the shop and sit on the Cemetery wall waiting for somebody passing who had attended and ask them what robes the Priest had on and what the reading was, because they would ask you at school on a Monday.

@eddiewhyte @HasseHope @CSCNorway @NRKno @MarkusNeby ‘Åpent sår’ er litt overdrevet synes jeg (som en som bor her).

@HasseHope @CSCNorway @NRKno @MarkusNeby Den store hungersnøden er fortsatt et åpent sår i dagens Irland. Det finnes ingen tidsfrister for respekt for andre nasjoners lidelser.

@NRKno bør beklage dagens 24-stjerners julekalender når @MarkusNeby "fleiper" med den største katastrofen i irsk historie - én million irer sultet i hjel under hungersnøden og én million måtte flykte landet. Hva kommer i morgen? Litt tulleprat om #Holocaust?

Best of luck to all the riders taking part in #TourdeSalesforce 👏 We welcomed them outside Salesforce Tower this morning and sent them on their way to Paris! You can donate to the cause here: sforce.co/3LrMX50 #TeamAutism @Autism

@VictoriaCoren Jimmy carr joke

In traditional fashion I’m not going to look at Twitter for a few days, so I’m sorry if I miss things. You can only try and do what you think is right in any situation. Forster said (as well as “Only Connect”): 1/2

@John_P_Browne If any scousers read this you may need to consider another, more immediate, morbidity factor. Hope you hang around long enough to see another Kerry All-Ireland though.

@ByrneMpbyrne Time to start that novel Tom! The one to rival Ulysses. Take care though!

Pathfinder is hiring! lnkd.in/gqRQztA

#RyanairFotoFriday. Dawn over the bay of biscay this morning, the moon and Jupiter add to the spectacle

@SusanCalman yes Susan we would love to see you over here!

@Ryanair Vilnius??

@Ryanair thanks no went for something less obvious. I wouldn't mind but I am in Bordeaux:)

@Ryanair what was the correct answer to last Friday's #Guesstinations please?

@Ryanair #Guesstinations Is it Växjö in Sweden?

The new QI book is out in the autumn! thebookseller.com/news/latest-qi…

The striking sea arch known as the Virgin Rock sits at the shore of Nun's Beach,Ballybunion on the #WildAtlanticWay

I just bought: 'Second Chance: Journey' by David Le Brocquy et al. via @KindleUK amazon.co.uk/dp/B016OZG9CC/…