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@PaulTempleman6 He has weird stubby little dolphin feet
I KNOW DOLPHINS DON'T HAVE FEET I was saying his feet are shaped like dolphins OH MY GODD
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@JasonKPargin I felt the same about The Substance
Like, it was good. It was fine. Well styled, artistic.
But hey it was just Some Film ok? It’s just Some Movie I Watched Last Friday
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Looking back, I honestly think the Longlegs marketing campaign was so amazing that it convinced people the movie itself was good, even after they watched it. Like they created this haunted aura around the film that kind of hid how incredibly silly it is. Just a goofy-ass movie
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@Art444Star Probably because y’all spend forever perfecting your idealised little internet personas to project your perfect idealised self to the world.
Get off the god damn internet and go be imperfect for a while.
Stop trying to sound like everything should be a monologue. Christ.
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I want to make this very clear:
Young men have nothing.
Literally, we have nothing, no future prospects, most don't have skills, most don't have partners, all for reasons outside of our control
All we had was our hobbies, and we couldn't even be left alone to have that
jennie’s wife@jentayIor
the right wing radicalization of high school and college aged men is truly one of the biggest crises in the us and it goes nearly completely unaddressed
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@hecubian_devil Fairly sure the red line after Covid is shaped like the NFT trend
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@cptspatchcock @esjesjesj I didn’t think the leopards would make fewer games for *my* platform
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@esjesjesj I'm here for it. I'm a PC gamer anyway. I overbuild my systems to last 5 plus years (RTX4900, etc) so by the time I'm ready to upgrade again, he'll be out of office.
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A fuckload of idiots are about to feel very stupid
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@JacquesTub @derrekjthompson @TherealMLZ @mattyglesias No they understand. Hate is a really powerful motivator.
Bringing up an entire generation taught to hate probably isn’t a great idea though. Good luck with that.
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@DreBob0 @esjesjesj Bros literally defending Twitter like they don’t understand that lowest denominator brain dead media performs the best.
It’s an interactive Fox News. Except stupider somehow.
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@DreBob0 @esjesjesj Twitter is a hellscape now. Ads for crap. Influencers talking crap. Crypto scams. Bots. Just an aggravating antisocial pit of filth.
It’s still entertaining, but most car crashes are in a grim sort of way.
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Firing 3 million federal workers would crash the economy and potentially even destroy the government itself
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@ThomasEver71065 @JustesforHarris @duskurtzz @classichusband “It only ate part of his brain”
Weird flex
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@JustesforHarris @duskurtzz @classichusband People get parasites all the time. Its not unusual. He had one that comes from pork. Honestly, the fact that the parasite got encased in a hardened shell of scar tissue in his brain and that's what prevented it from killing him is fascinating. He still has his wits.
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@LauraRbnsn That's terribly unrepresentative of the conservative men.
They're actually actively trying to make it happen
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anytime an animal gets out of a biomedical facility at least three people of some seniority need to be fired. How do you just let a monkey out. Do you not have an airlock system in the place you store your plagues. "Trust the experts" the experts don't know how to lock doors
R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts
🚨#BREAKING: Officials are urgently searching for 40 Rhesus monkeys that escaped from bio-research lab 📌#Yemassee | #SouthCarolina Currently an urgent search is underway as authorities report that 40 to 43 rhesus monkeys escaped from a research bio-lab facility in the Yemassee area of South Carolina on Wednesday evening. Officials from the Yemassee Police Department confirmed that the monkeys escaped from the Alpha Genesis Primate bio lab Research Center. Traps have been set up in the area, and police are using thermal imaging cameras to help locate the animals. Authorities are advising residents to keep doors and windows closed, avoid approaching the monkeys, and call 911 immediately if they see any of the escaped animals, as this could pose a public health concern.
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@betty_nft I know I have friends in web3 that voted Trump and are good people. I really wonder if they realize their vote directly emboldends this kind of behavior and hateful rhetoric. Awful stuff.
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@twinkdefcon Department of transport clearly needs to be operated by a sentient car
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@kaseyklimes @JackDunc1 “I worry that gen z will take my job when I’m older”
*gen z fails to understand how file explorers work and cannot spend five minutes offline*
“Actually I’m fine”
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@JackDunc1 born too late for lead poisoning, born too early for tiktok brainrot
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@Srirachachau All of it in 240p tho and you had to spend an entire morning downloading it
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I do think millennials maybe forget the wild west the internet was early on. Sure, you could stumble on Homestar Runner. You could also stumble on the most grisly thing you'll never be able to unsee
ethan@ethanshumjr
millennials discovering the internet: “omg which hogwarts house am i? how will i arrange my top friends list?” gen z discovering the internet: “adolf hitler is the most lied about man in history and he merely loved his country and tried to warn us.”
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@Srirachachau Yes but there was only seven of them, like a small wooden table supporting some cursed objects
Now you can log on and be presented with a hundred unique ways to die just before breakfast
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@AnthonyCReyes @sbstryker Speaking only for myself, one of the elder millennials. Oh god no, I’m too tired for that shit now.
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@sbstryker Take the reins and turn things around Millennials! The other groups are leading us into the deep end.
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I know millennials get a bad rap for being corny and too into BuzzFeed quizzes and identifying way too hard with Hogwarts Houses but we’ve been dealt a horrible hand and turned out to be the best generation
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@iii_ronto @haodong_mo @IVMiles Seriously? Musk’s pivot was always inevitable. He doesn’t love republicans specifically, they’re just a means to an end.
Even his pandering to y’all’s crazy culture war shenanigans is because he sees that as the best path to Mars
Just little human playthings, dancing for him
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@haodong_mo @IVMiles Excellent question. It was such a big self-own by the Ds.
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Liberals actually had their own Joe Rogan for years. His name was Joe Rogan.
Elie Mystal@ElieNYC
People saying Harris should have done Joe Rogan are missing the point. That wouldn’t have helped her. Liberals need to BUILD THEIR OWN JOE ROGAN. Somebody who can speak to the people he speaks to, without being a guy who wants to kiss ass to billionaires like Elon Musk.
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Biden's economic theory was that you can rapidly increase the wages of the poorest workers and the ensuing inflation could be mitigated with a soft landing. This proved correct, and voters hated it so much that no one will ever try it again.
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