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@1R_1S I don’t know if you guys have cooked with cast iron before, but it’s not like that

ohhhhh i get it. it's sort of like a zip sauce

When we leave a steak on the stone whole, it’s not gonna cook through the way we want it to.

@CherylKGraham11 @sk_ler It was a golf tee, not ball. And they fixed it in new carts so you can’t do it anymore

@sk_ler So......where do you put the golf ball to shut off the governor?????

i worked at the city library and the county golf course through high school i quit shortly after the head librarian retired and was replaced by the city’s first ever holder of a Master’s of Library Science, a fresh graduate. her main concern was making sure patrons stopped calling anyone but her a “librarian” then she culled the collection of every book published before 1813 [anything older than pride & prejudice wasn’t needed, the library needed to ‘modernize’]. a giant public sale was planned, 20¢ per book. a small group of us bought every last one before the doors even opened, and donated them all to the library. the Librarian was furious. half the staff resigned by about a month after that, the library was temporarily closed, the city flipped out, and she was finally ousted. most of the resigned staff came back. the whole ordeal was a fever dream. i still keep in touch with Barb, the old timer who led the coup, she’s still at the library, been there 39 years!! she says they joke about 1813 all the time and how insane the whole thing was and how they don’t have a single Librarian yet one time working at the golf course alice cooper invited me to play a round with him and his bassist. he is very good at golf and was even nicer, and he thanked me for not doing the “we’re not worthy” thing by giving me four backstage passes to his show that night. i thanked him by first saying thank you and then by showing him where in a golf cart’s motor to shove a golf ball to shut the governor off

Israeli spy and Hollywood movie producer, Arnon Milchan, produced two Robert DeNiro movies in the early 1980s. During this time, Milchan was illegally smuggling nuclear triggers out of the US to Israel, and DeNiro knew about it and kept it a secret. When interviewed about it in 2013, DeNiro said, "he told me that he was an Israeli and he of course would do these things for his country - there was something with the little things that trigger a nuclear thing…I was curious, not in an accusatory way, I just wanted to know, and he said, 'Yes, I’m Israeli, that’s my country.'” When the interviewer asked Milchan about it, he said, "I did it for my country and I’m proud of it." Milchan's behavior shouldn't come as a surprise. As notorious Jewish spy Jonathan Pollard said: "Jews will always have dual loyalty." But when you see DeNiro walking around pretending like he cares about our country, just remember his ridiculous words: "there was something with the little things that trigger a nuclear thing." Traitor.

Excuse me, but you just made a joke implying that Tiger Woods is an alcoholic. He’s not, okay? He gets fucked up on pills. Get your facts straight.

@ligerzerosyren Lmao sounds like a skill issue, moron

I used to do dabs regularly in 2017 and I swear it’s the closest thing to safely doing heroin. The ppl that only do dabs are barely alive cognitively. 2017 ass drug.

@basedinwv @uncledoomer A lil piece of Gods country (Appalachia) in Japan. Beautiful

@uncledoomer Going to this bar was one of my favorite memories from a month in Japan- Rocky Top in Ginza

you can always leave it to the japanese to take a storied american musical tradition and not only do it absolute justice on the technical side, but bring a joy and jubilance that can only come from deep reverence and enjoyment of the art

@rocketcole69 @AnthonyKim_Golf @TigerWoods Riggs is not even close to Tigers inner circle

@AnthonyKim_Golf @TigerWoods The fact that no one has stepped in and said " hey what the hell are you doing" shows that he needs a new inner circle. Just look at that donkey Riggs people like that around tiger will always prevent him from battling any demons he may have

Dunno wat @tigerwoods is dealin w & it isn’t my business. As some1 who has & will always deal w my own issues like every other human I pray the man who positively influenced my life and millions of others overcomes wat he is going thru. Trust GOD 1% BETTER SOBER is DOPE🔥

@thwacknicklaus @buckthegolfer Laminate

@buckthegolfer Working the magic… What’s old is new.

Not even once. I’m a sane southern American

@0xNotes @WatcherontheWeb Did it have cragar wheels tho

@WatcherontheWeb First car was an 87 z28 Camaro with louvers on the hood and louvers on the back. T tops. 47k miles. Paid $7k for it and it is was pristine. I slept in it the night I got my license. Loved it so very much and miss it We traveled many back roads. Did some sketchy burnouts. 10/10

Dear Japanese people... I love you for this I grew up in a small Midwestern town in the US... I got a car like this when I turned 16, and my friends an I spent most of our free time just.... driving it around Random roadtrips to nowhere in particular Circling the town, driving out to various nature sites that didn't really have names nearby, or just cruzing up and down what little we had of a "main street" Get out of school, grab snacks, load up, turn on the tunes, then drive and talk until early into the morning For bonus points, around midnight tune into internet reruns of "Coast to Coast AM"... Absolute treat

@LegacyClothier @JohnPetersonFW Still are

@JohnPetersonFW I got to hang out at Oak Tree in Edmond Oklahoma in the late 1980’s. There were a TON of Sticks there back then.

I’m not sure there is a stable of golfers at a club in Texas that could hang with our ten best at Shady Oaks in Fort Worth. (In no particular order) Chad Campbell Jesse Speirs Adam Rubinson Leon Brothers (Trent and Tyler) Colton Williams Tom Hoge Paul Barjon Martin Piller Myself Will Osborne, Blake Vinson, Jordan Woolf, John Grace, Beau Davis, Garrison Lackey, Jeff Mixon I’d put our crew up against anyone!

This is art.

posting shit like “the Easter bunny is trans” on Facebook and when my dad’s friends try and argue with me I just reply “look it up dumbass”

@nickythegood Big green so slept on. Deputy dawg!!!

In this order: 1. 3 Ninjas 2. Little Giants 3. The Big Green

@ryanwhitney6 Remember when Nadu Flew

To this day I’m shocked every time I hear “your sister looked like shit at her wedding”

@marceloghetto Tiger Hoods

The weirdest sht happens to me nopd and state troopers pull me over I'm tipsy got a few joints on me and I was most definitely speeding...state trooper walk up in look at me and say og good to see man have a nice night

St. John’s HC Rick Pitino on having to play the number one overall seed, Duke, in the Sweet Sixteen: “I told my players it’s either kill or be killed. For practice yesterday, we dug graves. It’s up to the players now to decide who will be placed in those graves.”