Amanda Reckonwith🇨🇦

Everyone thinks they have the best dog. No one is wrong 🥹

Men who support women's right to things that also benefit men (abortion, contraception, sex work) but dismiss as trivial nonsense issues that benefit only women (women-only spaces, lesbian dating sites, maternal health, women's sport) are telling you clearly who they are.

@LePapillonBlu2 Dick on dick violence

Dozens of dildos filled the driveway of the ICE facility in Portland, Oregon. 🤭

@TMZ Hasn't for ages so piss off

Prince Harry Says He Never Wanted to be a Working Royal tmz.me/sSJ9V3Y

@CanadianCoffey Zing!! 👌

This isn’t a fair fight. “Mr Speaker, to learn a lesson you have to have ears to hear. There are some on the benches opposite who have been listening, Mr Speaker.” Then Carney turns and looks at the four former conservatives sitting behind him on the liberal benches. LMAO. 🔥

@TMZ Oh he's definitely a serial killer

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Cut Penis off Raccoon tmz.me/ao1s3h6

My future is brighter than the sun after leaving an afternoon matinee

Prime Minister Mark Carney has been named one of TIME Magazine's “Top 100 Most Influential People of 2026”

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

@Lifeofstelynn Amen!!! And if im cooking in oil, i need you to leave the home entirely

No one who actually cooks wants people in the kitchen when they’re cooking.

@KatieMiller You're literally married to a polyp

Liberal men aren’t attractive.

With Carney's new liberal majority we have to stop making fun of the American education system...our own maple magats don't know how our government works😅🤣😂

@LeeDeebee16 @ShitzN_Giggles Being so confident about not knowing how our system of government works is quite the flex😅🤣😂

@ShitzN_Giggles Brought to you by our fake “democracy” and non critically thinking elbows up losers. He did not get voted in by any majority. Enjoy the dystopian hellhole you’re about to get.

Pierre Poilievre said Mark Carney is very badly educated on economics. Meanwhile, Carney’s signature is on Canadian currency.

@ShitzN_Giggles It's like when little kids say pasketti😆

@Oceanbreeze473 So confidently announcing you don't know how our system of government works is just...sigh, par for the course for maple magats😅

An unelected majority is called a dictatorship.

@mistressdivy @stilettogames My new TV has a solar remote😯 I get how the Artemis II team felt now

Shout out to everyone who takes the back off the remote control and rolls the batteries around instead of just replacing them.

You know that one friend everybody has, the one you ask for a Band-Aid or tylenol or phone charger? That's me. I'm that friend

Great news! The giant panda is no longer endangered, so we can start eating them.

@sarobertsonca I love himmmmmmm😅

Tonda MacCharles: Pierre Poilievre called you badly educated in economics Mark Carney: Did he? Wow.

@TMZ That's how it should work, you're a creep you're out

Eric Swalwell announces his resignation from Congress. "I'm deeply sorry." tmz.me/vj7s3HY

@Mordechai3333 @konstructivizm Omfg🙄

@konstructivizm 6000 degrees, cool as a cucumber on contact, no steam, men immediately touch outside of capsule. Someone is lying.