Chris Jamson

Sick of @OctopusEnergy now. Smart meter hasn’t worked since they bought Bulb - their engineer said it needs replacing after visit 2 years ago! They just repeatedly want photos and videos of it to “repair remotely”. Can’t benefit from any savings but they want more money! Farce.

@GingerWildheart @richardmarx Also both infinitely more talented than Richard Marx. As is the tweet composer @GingerWildheart, interestingly. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@richardmarx Steve Martin and Billy Connolly.

Name someone truly exceptional at acting, singing, dancing, playing an instrument, AND being a hilarious stand-up. I’ll go first. Jamie Foxx. Who else? No one else. Jamie Foxx is the most talented person in show business.

Dear @motogpmart, Hi, Sofa here. Doing some research for a Tweet. Could you please delve into your substantial archives and give me a comprehensive list of every Rider who has ever competed in the Dakar, Superbike, and MotoGP in a single year. Asking for a friend Yours etc

@RichardClinker @stevemartin2000 @RevRichardColes Efficient also. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Don't be impressed by money, followers, degrees, and titles. Be impressed by kindness, integrity, humility, and generosity.

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. @OfficialTfGM @MediaCityUK @GMcycling anyone know the future plans for the cycle hub at MediaCity? Due to move office back there soon and was under the impression the hub was to close or be moved at some point for redevelopment but nobody seems to know! ???

@NoContextLeigh Of course it is. 🤦🏻‍♂️ Long day! Ta.

@copperjar Chapel Street, near where you turn onto Warrington Road

@Barcajim3 Which National Express route stops off at a Werherspoons? 🤔

@GingerWildheart Mine dislikes "bolognese" for some reason... 🤷🏻‍♂️

So my predictive text changes shot into shit, presumably due to usage, but still thinks duck is an acceptable swearword. Anyone else?

@Fern_Britton If you haven't named him/her Fern Kitten we may as well give up now.

I’m in love 😻

@Firestoppa @NoContextLeigh @shaunwkeaveny Had to read that twice. Not as personal as I first thought.

@NoContextLeigh @shaunwkeaveny Great pens.

@GingerWildheart @HagstromGuitars @CodaQueen Fair enough. I suppose I can relate to that... 😁

@copperjar @HagstromGuitars @CodaQueen Nah, not this one. I love that Tobacco sunburst finish too much.

While I love my @HagstromGuitars to the moon & back, it was a joy to test drive my new Gibson Les Paul last night, in London. Sounds like a daydream, plays like a wet dream. Proper in love. (pic by @CodaQueen)

@GingerWildheart Beautiful place, beautiful weather. Enjoy your day off. 🙂

Day off 💕🥰 Despite decades of mental issues, The Wildhearts continues to be the worst place to be hit by depression, even belittling the issue. We don’t seem to ‘do’ support. Great band, tho & that’s all that matters. But this one is a reminder of the power of friendship.

@PaulMScott08 @sally_cyber Looks a little more inbread to me... 🤔

@sally_cyber Not sure tbh. It's definitely a purebread though