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If you’re finding things tough right now, here are 3 reminders. 🧵
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Paul Michael
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Paul Michael
@PaulMScott08
cheap trick and a cheesy one liner💚
Whitburn, Scotland Katılım Mayıs 2021
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Just need 4 goals and a clean sheet in the next 45. Easy lads
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@WeeNippySweety The amount of times I've had to out a fake accent on is crazy tho!lol
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@WeeNippySweety That did make me laugh lol the amount of times I've had it. My only change would be for it to get louder when I can't find it lol been times when I've used the voice command to wake the TV up to find the remote lol
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This is honestly vile! Imagine going fishing at night
MF@MaxFitton28
Just seen this on facebook 🤣🤣 sale waterpark wrongens at it 🤣
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This album is going to make me miss the time I spend with my son who doesn't exist
Luke Combs 🎤@lukecombs
Excited to announce my new album Fathers & Sons will be out NEXT Friday, June 14. Track 7 - “The Man He Sees in Me” is out now! I can’t wait for y’all to hear the full album next week and hope y’all love this project as much as I do.
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If this was womans football joey barton would have about 10 posts about it
𝗧𝗼𝗽𝗠𝗚☝🏻 🇫🇷⁷@TopMGSzn
This is peak South American football 🇺🇾 The striker barely "shoots" towards the goal, an overweight defender fucking dies for no reason, another defender misses the entire ball trying to clear it, then a random dog celebrates the goal in the stands.
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If I start to cuddle you in bed, just cuddle me back. All I want is to feel loved. Stop asking me how I got in your house, ruins the mood
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When you celebrate a goal at 5s
Matthew Yglesias@mattyglesias
Trump greeting a nonexistent crowd outside of Trump Tower
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34 shots of vodka - Americans would think that's too much alcohol
Having 34 kids - Americans would think that's too many kids
Donald trump having 34 felonies - Americans want him to be president
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Can remember my teacher tell me I could never do poetry due to my dyslexia. Well Mr Stevens so far I've made an ashtray, bowl and mug
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@Nicolafaddy I'm convinced this is one of those Mandela effects. Everyone called it a dib dab. Surely we didn't all just make it up?lol
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Am I the only person who called this a dib dab? Its actually a DIP dab...
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