Jeffery. B. Chimp

Why do Ukrainian women always have a lazy eye? #fishtanklive

Am I cooking? #fishtanklive

@MurkaDurkah you're not man enough to 1776

Paying taxes is demoralizing. Writing checks every year, to get exactly nothing in return. If I or my wife, god forbid, get some disease I will be destitute, sell my house, pull out investments, etc. Someone who showed up here from Haiti 2 seconds ago with a similar disease doesn't have to worry - I pay for that too.

@WSJ I need live updates of this

A rare and deadly “civil war” has broken out between two factions of chimps in Africa. on.wsj.com/48AuGRq

When a country in your rts game makes demands to you

@TobyTurner Yt people be like "i asked ai to put me next to these 2 pedophiles"

simpler times

@NintendoGCN She begged to go raid a Palestinian house because she was bored of her desk job in the IDF lmao. Hila doesnt even get to use the following orders excuse💀

@Kvothe2080435 @VenomSam352 @seiyaposting She begged to go on a Palestinian house raid lol????? She doesnt gwt to use the following orders excuse

@VenomSam352 @seiyaposting Forced conscription btw

Looking back why the fuck did the do this

@TheInsiderPaper I need a hoi4 style map slideshow of how this war went down

NEW: A rare and deadly “civil war” has broken out between two factions of chimps in Africa, according to new research. The dispute erupted in what was once a cohesive group of about 200 chimps whose ties stretched back two decades. It took just three years for them to turn on each other, according to a new study in the journal Science - WSJ

Middle East: Rocket attacks Uganda chimpanzees:

@SquidViciousMMA He deserves to be in a mde skit the most

James Drake's "Jizzy Socks" skit (2020) #fishtanklive #fishtank

@YourDogJason lol

not the sam hyde sneak diss #fishtanklive #fishtankislive

Pizza Movie (2026)

lived in NYC my whole adult life and today I saw a rat on the sidewalk so big I literally did this

Alexander wept. For there were no more situations to monitor.

In bioshock the unregulated use of plasmids and huge class disparity was the downfall of rapture. Good thing that's not happening here irl right?....

@nyaraVT I hope you like class disparity and no regulations dystopias

Right Wingers have 0 media literacy and they cannot comprehend the fact that all the games they like are calling them stupid

@Timcast To teach about how free market capitalism is the most evil thing to be created? Yes please😃

bioshock should be mandatory video gaming for all high school freshman in the US