Carl James

@Sandford_Police This is from an episode of Coronation St.

Officers from Sandford Criminal Investigation Unit are appealing for information after a woman was filmed repeatedly hitting a man with a brush It is alleged the force used was not reasonable or proportionate to the risk faced

@alanjohnson1892 @BBCNews Wanker!

Pedestrian Auriol Grey has Huntingdon cyclist death conviction overturned bbc.in/3WsiHAn

@BBCWalesNews Shameful way to bring up your kids!!

A married couple admit to dining and dashing to the value of more than £1,000 bbc.in/3JRVlfX

@BBCWalesNews Besides a heavy fine, I hope they are made to pay the restaurants the money they owe.

@Poundland @footballfights Do you mean, you gave the staff a bonus?

@footballfights Thanks for bringing this to our attention, this is an old incident which has resurfaced. We can confirm that appropriate action was taken and this has been dealt with.

@Iromg Well if people don’t go out and vote, this is what’s going to happen! No point in complaining after.

There goes the neighbourhood - again!! 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻

@LeonCar68345362 @RadioGenoa That’s right, that’s why you have to work to keep them. That’s how it works, by the way, you can’t retire, keep working until you drop. This is the system the government has created for us all.

@RadioGenoa 'Asylum seekers' can't keep receiving money without working!

“Asylum seeker” Abdul lives in a house in Dublin with other “asylum seekers” without paying rent. He has 6 children and a wife in Afghanistan. He doesn't work and lives on pocket money he receives every month. Abdul waits to be given a free house so he can bring his family and receive other benefits, free healthcare, free education etc.

@BestWitWisdom @RadioGenoa Wake up before it’s too late!

Abdul's situation highlights the complex challenges faced by asylum seekers. While concerns over costs are understandable, denying basic support risks worsening humanitarian crises abroad. Perhaps we could have a respectful discussion on creating a system that upholds dignity for all.

Change of guard on India-Pakistan border.

@crazyclipsonly Good luck in your new home 😂

Dude forgot to apply the parking brake

@Dr_RonMoore @CrimeLdn @metpoliceuk They have no shame though!

@CrimeLdn Distinctive jacket - someone must know him - share, name and shame @metpoliceuk

Only in London..

@timecaptales @historyinmemes Haters will say he’s wearing a wig!

Geert Adriaans Boomgaard on his 100th birthday in 1888. He would go on to live another 10 years, passing away at the age of 110, and is generally accepted by scholars as the first validated supercentenarian on record. He held the record as the longest lived male until 1966.

@AgentP22 @Iromg Too busy sorting out her receipt books 😂 📚

Nicola Sturgeon cancels appearance in front of MPs next week as she is 'no longer available'. Hmmmmmm. scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/…

@BGT Bruno, shut up and sit down, you almost spoiled that performance for me, jumping up and shouting over him. He was brilliant, unbelievable.

Just imagine how good he sings in the shower... #BGT #BritainsGotTalent

@DavidSchmi88668 @fopminui @CollinRugg Yes I’ve heard it before, but I was trying to be sarcastic, but unfortunately that gets lost on “X” 😂

@doesitlooklike4 @fopminui @CollinRugg Actually, Carl, that's not my quote. It's a VERY old Carlin quip.

NEW: Pennsylvania police officer Steven Cugini charged with r*ping a 13-month-old baby after blaming the baby's injuries on a dog. Immediate death penalty. According to State Police, the mother of the baby said that Cugini locked himself in the bathroom with the baby while she was making dinner. The mother, who had previously confronted Cugini, said she heard "loud noises" coming from the locked bathroom. When she knocked on the door after hearing her baby crying, Cugini took 10 seconds to unlock. The baby suffered a broken tibia and fibula on her left leg as well as other injuries which were noticed by YMCA Daycare staff on Monday. Cugini later admitted to the crimes while being questioned. He is being held on $200,000 bail.

@RadioGenoa “Let them go”, wtf,

Brave Canadian educates immigrants who steal in Ontario. Education is important.

@benonwine So what’s he waiting for?

Do you support Mel Gibson’s plan to EXPOSE the elite pedophile ring operating at the heart of the Hollywood system? YES or NO?

@1PercentClubITV Spotted this one straightaway, so I didn’t have to waste anytime searching through the items above. A bit of luck I think.

You’re going to kick yourself after this one... #The1PercentClub

@r4chk @1PercentClubITV Use your pass!

@1PercentClubITV Don't get it ?

Yep, nope and maybe – the three reactions I have to every question on this show #The1PercentClub

@timecaptales @historyinmemes Life can be so cruel.

Mother accepts diploma for son who passed away before graduation