Dr. Hoff
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Dr. Hoff
@drhoffmo
CEO of FUMO EROTICA INDUSTRIES. 3.6 trillion subs on youtube.
Bergabung Nisan 2025
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TC threw away its admin keys over a year ago.
67 anon nodes run the protocol.
They alone get to decide what happens now.
TC earned its decentralisation with blood sweat and tears.
Onchain Hall Monitor@ReversionTo
You can’t make this up most inept team in crypto is Chainflip $flip. Completely centralized decision making. Unilaterally shutting down swaps. Oh yeah and how are they paying for the protocol level screening in a decentralized way? Hows that transaction made ?
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@Vniversalexport @drhoffmo Got a Korean buddy from high school illegally brokering oil in Nigeria.
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@drhoffmo Yeah! How dare they design a car that is less likely to run over children!
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@chainlank @drugsgunsyoukai Hmmm both of us said something inflammatory to normie culcha … there might be a formula for zelon bux here
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@drugsgunsyoukai x.com/drhoffmo/statu…
this ratio is even more insane
Dr. Hoff@drhoffmo
Death penalty for whoever designed this.
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1 million+ views with less than 400 likes is insane
Aryan “DUI” Smith@wssabrna
“Yo sick outfit this morning bro”
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@BrendanCarrFCC My mother was scammed by a Bangladeshi customer service rep from her bank twice last week
Please get a handle on this
DJT
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@dirtcheapbanks @GrumpyFucc They know my name at three different PNC branches
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Community banks are the last place in America where a man in a short-sleeve dress shirt can approve a $400,000 loan based on the fact that he went to high school with your dad. There are 4,100 of them left. There were 14,000 in 1984. Every time one gets acquired, a teller named Brenda learns a new software system and a small town loses the only institution that would lend against a combine. The acquirer always says nothing will change. Brenda is gone in eighteen months. The lobby cookies go next. Then the branch closes. Then the building becomes a vape shop. This is not a financial trend. This is the slow administrative murder of the only version of capitalism that ever knew your name.
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Princeton deleted the original xeet … patriots in control

Dr. Hoff@drhoffmo
Chinese guy who majors in black people at Ivy League because his plan is to start a cobalt mine in the Congo
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these things are safer, more comfortable for mail carriers to drive and get in/out of, and have way more visibility around the vehicle
doesn't matter if it looks cool. safety is cool
Dr. Hoff@drhoffmo
Death penalty for whoever designed this.
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@chainlank I’m going to have grok mine your account so I can steal your bangers
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@drhoffmo well, hope u at least get 20 elon shekels for ur services
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@chainlank The people don’t know what they want. They resent me for having standards
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@drhoffmo how did this get 777k views but only has 56 likes? least likeable nigga award
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@oricksandcroat @drhoffmo good for you dude i used to work for the usps now i have a much better job where i make more money and sit on my ass and get weekends off
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@malasa_v60 I am made in the IMAGE OF GOD
Dr. Hoff@drhoffmo
I am five foot four and two hundred and sixty pounds
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