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Now watching #RoadHouse

@Only9built I don't know what to make of this

I took the German or Autistic diagnostic and scored Neither. I am apparently the control group. german.millermanschool.com

@mozi78 I've never seen Roadhouse, I'll try and watch it on the weekend

And this is why I pay no attention to Rotten Tomatoes....

@Only9built Both?

Sushi🍣 or Meatballs🇸🇪

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@fesshole Somebody was hoping for a Goodyear!

Condoms are cheap in bulk so I bought a box of 144 for £10. New GF some months later wanted to help me organize my cupboards and was horrified seeing that many. Never lived it down.

@MrJamesMay Is that some kind of dance move?

I’ve done the oven.

Seen a few adverts for UK Politics Simulator. Must be an easy game, just do the opposite to what Kier Stalin is doing. #SimulatorGames.

@mozi78 The Gingerbread one is good too!

Birthday cake grenade bar has rather surprised me!

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@fesshole And everyone thinks your a twat

I have a canoe on top of my car, it's never been in a drop of water, I just like people to think I have an exciting hobby.

@JamesGAyling @fesshole He is probably cycling Mikey

@fesshole When I was a kids’ coach there were parents that DID have cars but just didn’t give a crap about doing anything for their kids. Presumably this guy doesn’t even own a car, maybe because he can’t afford to run one.

In my child's football team there is a cycling fundamentalist who refuses to go anywhere if he can't cycle. Fine, and very admirable. Except we all have to take it in turns to pick up his child for away games.

@Only9built Well with people panick buying fuel I'll go with.. The LM002. Because nobody will tell you to get out of the way at forecourt!

@fesshole Leisure Suit Larry?

Was a computer programmer as a student and helped a big company produce a hugely successful ZX Spectrum game - for a laugh managed to put a pixelated cock in one of the backgrounds and it has NEVER been noticed.

@fesshole Someone said something so stupid you face-palmed too hard?

I currently have a massive bruise on my forehead. I got it by walking into a door while not paying attention. But I can't tell anyone that, because everyone knows that "walked into a door" is code for domestic abuse. So I have to invent some plausible fake reason for the injury.

@Only9built Damnit

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New ad by the Norwegian Consumer Council: "A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator"

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@fesshole Another day at the fish market?

I've no idea why one end of the gusset on knickers isn't sewn shut but it's dead useful. When I worked a market stall I'd pop into the loos at the end of the day and put a roll of £50 notes in there for safe keeping on my way home.