James Murphy

@MrJamesMay @decorativeartt James May for PM.

@decorativeartt You can criticise Meaden’s politics without insulting her personally. Then you wouldn’t sound so churlish and embittered, or like someone who has never felt love.

Good evening, Deborah Meaden. How very revealing. You, the dried-up, multi-millionaire Dragons’ Den old hag, now lecture the British public that Ed Davey and the Lib Dems are the “Grown Ups back in the room” because you just creamed yourself over a clip of Davey attacking North Sea Oil and praising Starmer. The sheer, brain-rotted delusion of a rich, out-of-touch pensioner calling the party that can’t define what a woman is “grown-up politics” is actually fucking hilarious. One does so admire a bitter old bag who sits in her ivory tower of wealth, completely removed from the real Britain she loves to lecture, sneering at anyone who dares say the bleeding obvious: a woman is an adult human female no penis, no debate, no matter how much you and your deranged Lib Dem friends wish otherwise. Yet here you are, an actual biological woman, desperately defending the party that has turned basic biology into a “divisive” issue while cheering child mutilation, open borders and the deliberate freezing of British families. How very civilised, you pathetic, virtue-signalling fossil. The video you’re drooling over shows Davey parroting the same net-zero insanity that is bankrupting the country, while the man himself helped cover up the Post Office scandal that ruined countless lives. And you call this “grown-up”? You’re not wise, Deborah, you’re a smug, senile, out-of-touch old crone who has spent years playing the billionaire dragon on TV while your beloved Lib Dems help turn Britain into a biological and cultural lunatic asylum. The British public sees you clearly now, Deborah Meaden, a contemptible, shrivelled, brain-dead old cunt, a dried-up, irrelevant, millionaire fossil so far removed from reality that you still desperately simper and drool over the Lib Dems like a sad, decaying pensioner trying to stay relevant. Feel that deep, crushing, soul-destroying shame burning through your hollow core. Feel how utterly pathetic, ridiculous and embarrassing you look at your age still defending the party of child mutilators, groomers and open border zealots while Britain is destroyed. Wear that humiliation and failure like the expensive clothes hanging off your withered old body as the nation you claim to care about is fucked into oblivion around you. Britain First. No Surrender. 🦁🇬🇧

@_pauliegee You don't have to share everything mate

i was a virgin until my 24th birthday. my home boy noticed that i hardly get girls and i’m shy around girls, so it was really hard for me to get some pvssy. he really wanted to make my 24th birthday memorable and a day to remember, so he let me hit.

@karlykingsley For Israel, it's to weaken Iran. For Trump it's to make money.

Can someone, anyone, tell us what the objective of this war with Iran is?

@GeraldoRivera You must be smoking some strong shit

Karoline Leavitt is a terrific White House press secretary, and spokesperson for the president, measured, controlled, informed, competent. Whether you’re right or left, Republican or Democrat you have to appreciate competence and loyalty.

@KobeissiLetter Iran holds all the cards, Trump needs to quit while he's behind

BREAKING: Iran has rejected US ceasefire talks and says US talks are “illogical.”

@BRICSinfo Qatar:

JUST IN: 🇶🇦 Qatar says it has dissociated itself from the war and refused to be part of any escalation.

@Carra23 You invented top 6 because you hate him, what a nob you are mate

The Legend Mo Salah 👑 🔴 In LFC top 6 greatest ⚽️ 🔴 Right wing in PL 11 🔥 🔴Budapest send off 🤞🏻 telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@RoyalIntel_ A ceasefire isn't worth the paper it's written on. America and Israel will just attack again next year.

There won’t be a ceasefire or any deal. We are headed to all out war.

@BackAftaThis You forgot Livia's floating head

The two most ridiculous story lines on The Sopranos. It's hard for me to pick a winner out of these two. 1) Tough guy Furio turns into a pathetic, sobbing tub of goo over Carmela. 2) 4-foot-10, 90-lb. A.J Soprano is a star nose tackle.

@TheGraySon72 It was a pattern with Carragher. He did it on more than one occasion, over many years. He's a two faced clickbait merchant

Carra can say what he wants, it's his right, but he's a fucking hypocrite as far as Mo is concerned. I've rarely seen a player, a club legend, attacked with such vitriol as I saw that night on MNF. He was literally shaking with rage. So he can fuck off with his "plaudits". #LFC

@RonFilipkowski Bad day to be an Indian MAGA Zionist English patriot.

Ian Miles Cheong is going to need a new revenue stream.

@AhmedMufc2000 10,600 views and only 34 likes. The people have spoken. Long live the King.

EGYPTION TOWNSEND RUNNING AWAY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. What an overrated player. Gigs Joe Cole Bale Ronaldo Pirez Bale Ribery Mahrez Robben YAMAL Mane Too many wingers clear I had to stop #lfc #mufc

@TadhgHickey Trump is telling lies so the stock market can be manipulated on his behalf

"WOW". The 'Wow' is that this orange child predator is just making shit up again and you halfwits are still going "wow". Why the fuck would Iran agree to never have a nuclear weapon? Didn't work out great for them not having one recently did it?

@Parodyjeffx Keep the home fires burnin'

Another hell of a night in Israel. Burn, baby, burn 🔥😜

@rudkin_abigail My son was 4 when he joined. He became obsessed with him

Mental to think I was 16 when he signed for us. Time flies. What a time we’ve had though 👑

@I_amMukhtar Yeah, Barron Trump.

Someone in the US is allegedly making millions from this war by putting bets oil just minutes before Donald Trump announced his next move.

@JMPSimor They gave him an Easter Egg, or a box of Quality Street

????

@nagebmikkselsen @kendallrowanx Yeah he's been super for us hasn't he? Nob.

@kendallrowanx He upgraded on you Kendall

I actually cannot even look at him still

@OblivionsStory @RoshanaMN You are a fucking idiot. Trump already called Pahlavi a loser, and American boots on the ground will be a failure similar to Vietnam. You're not Persian, you're not Iranian. So shut the fuck up.

Im not Persians, Im not Iranian- Iam however in complete support of a total toppling of the IRGC and destruction of the Islamic Theocracy ruling over the Iranian people, this means boots on the ground mop up operations decimating Basij and IRGC, arming Iranians, and supporting Reza Pahlavi's attempts to eatablish a goverment to secure Irans future. I support these things as a American Vet because to do anything less is a betrayal to the virtues that built this country. The fruit reaped has a price and it is worth paying!

I’ve finally managed to get in touch with my family in Iran after a long time of trying to reach them. 😔 The situation is truly horrific. The regime has gone completely mad and is operating without any rules against the population. Explosions from large bombs are going off all the time. At the same time, they claim that civilians are barely affected because it’s military targets that are being hit. Most people are staying indoors almost all day long. Now during Nowruz, many are off work, so they can stay home. The psychological pressure is enormous. The regime constantly threatens via TV, and at night they drive around with loudspeakers on the streets scaring people. They threaten parents that they’ll kill their children no matter the age if they come out to protest, and they shoot live rounds at houses and apartments if anyone shouts slogans. The worst thing according to them, though, is hearing that the US and Israel might start negotiating with the regime and stop the bombing. They say that if the regime survives, it’ll get even worse—like North Korea times ten. They ended the call with a sob in their throat: “Please, don’t stop bombing them, we can’t live under them anymore. Please.” And hearing my loved ones beg like this is the worst thing I’ve ever experienced in my life. 🥺

@alon_mizrahi God bless the Iranians, they're doing the lord's work.

Israel is the fatherland, India is the motherland, and no one is going anywhere