Jonathan Polliser

The funniest thing about the first episode of new Euphoria is that it is representative of the truth of the middle-class woman who longs to make porn so she can afford something as vain as 50,000 dollars of flowers for her tacky wedding

Sam Levinson tries to write like Bret Easton Ellis but he writes like an actual sexual predator instead of just a sardonic gay guy with a coke habit

Watching Euphoria feels like some kind of punishment/humiliation ritual for watching Requiem for a Dream too early in childhood

Live streamers that use their camera as protection from a violent response to them just being disruptive assholes are truly the biggest pussies of contemporary social media Some people need to get punched to balance this out

@greg16676935420 Yeah, when I go to the airport, I always let everyone know when I’m leaving 🙄

If you’re leaving 𝕏 because you don’t get paid enough please feel free to leave without announcing your departure. This isn’t an airport

@Timcast Isn’t this clip like years old?

The left is being told over and over to kill This has to stop

@nikitabier Can't wait for your new book, "Advice From a Billionaire Nazi with a Broken Dick"

One of the most important things that Elon taught me: People engaging in fraud are always the first and loudest to complain.

@tonyhawktruther I've always liked "mayo-ass cracker" but yeah we need new ones

There need to be more slurs for us whites. Honkey, cracker, etc have lost their sting.

@boygrrI Mine fell off at 18 but the vagina is still coming in at 38

at what age do boys lose their penis and grow a vagina

@daltonleepruitt You can tell someone is really going through it when you pop in to make fun of them and they are suddenly 100 percent sure you are part of some intricate troll network out to secretly destroy them.

The Flesh Simulator blocked me a long time ago, but thanks to Elon Musk I was able to look at The Flesh Simulator’s account just now and it appears he is in active psychosis

Maybe if you've cultivated an audience you utilize and weaponize as an army of schizoaffective sycophants to try and thwart your enemies (who are everyone who doesn't agree with you, due to paranoid delusions that are clouding your judgement) - it may be time to seek help

@Xammye I don't understand. Do you have to join this platform months before your first post or you are somehow untrustworthy? How do people's brains work here?

@jonpolliser “Joined April 2026”

It's wild how some people make you a part of their narrative and meanwhile you're just some guy

Heard someone say I look like Nick Reiner though. Never heard that before and can’t un-see it. Better check on my dad.

Damn, you don't open this app all day and it's just the most insane people ever

@RealestMemes_ cum drinkers unite

@c0ck_l3snar I always thought it was buttcheeks penis disorder, thanks for clearing that up

BPD stands for beautiful penis disorder

@elonmusk To do list: - Try and convince the public I'm not a nazi pig

The fact that I wasn’t funded by the SPLC proves I’m not a Nazi

If you work 60 hours from Monday-Friday it is perfectly okay to just stay up for the entire weekend, don't let the haters stop you