Kelly McCarthy

@NicMcC83 @CShiggy @gamescan @brittanyvirani @howellwho I think a red sauce but one that had some vinegar in it so that it would be kind of a marinara with light ketchup undertones

@NicMcC83 @CShiggy @gamescan @brittanyvirani @howellwho After some consideration I would need sauce

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@robinw Congratulations @robinw !! So excited for you and for Twitter!

I’m incredibly honored for the opportunity to lead the U.S. client solutions team. Over my past 10 years at Twitter, I’ve witnessed firsthand some of our most pivotal moments and am thrilled to be leading the next evolution of our ads business.

@andres @lorsacosta Congratulations!!!

putting the we in ᭙𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔢𝔬𝔭𝔩𝔢 🎉 🇺🇲🕺💃🏻

@NicMcC83 If it helps I read that as Centaurs for Dinosaur Control

@shahistaJ perfect segue into overpriced SF fried chicken restaurants

@anandramesh @flySFO @KLM That happened to me when I flew Air France / KLM last month! I was waiting at the baggage claim for 45 min 🤦🏼‍♀️

@NicMcC83 This is apparently why all Targets in SF close at 6 now

@shahistaJ It is also worth noting that right after tweeting this I dropped a par-baked del popolo pizza facedown on the floor so maybe the polls are onto something

@shahistaJ Why can’t I pick more than one have they heard of multitasking

@jegania I didn’t think timing on a pulse survey could beat last November’s but what did I know!

pretty excited for this pulse survey to open

@rorycussll Does this mean I should move to Venice

I love Venice because Iv heard 3 women ask the natural wine shop owner for best reccs for chilled reds

Seemed like the ideal time to ask @mmporkchop some traffic quality questions

@NicMcC83 Lasagna noodle is perpendicular to hot dog, width of noodle < hot dog length. No sandwich here sir

@NicMcC83 Only with one lasagna noodle though, so it’s like the hot dog has wings

@NicMcC83 Did you try “jacuzzi”

@NicMcC83 Could we just take the hot tub? Do squatters’ rights apply to hot tubs?

@NicMcC83 Sounds like a plan btw do you have a million dollars I can borrow