Patrick Payne

Which way Western Man?

@ZaxxonGalaxian @RachelVT42 Yeah it’s almost like different places have different cool things about them

@RachelVT42 No one doubts the US has more natural diversity, just it’s also clear that European cities are more interesting than American ones.

Unpopular opinion, apparently: As a European who has been to all the states in green in this map, I can say that the natural diversity in the US is much higher than in Europe.

@Sagebrush_Inst I've seen him wear this hat

Braxton loves spring for one reason and one reason only…

Well I know who I'm cheering for

@JesperSode To whom? I just went to the doctor the other day and got X-rays and an injection and it cost me $20.

@kpatrickpayne Yes it does.

There are two types of people in the world: problem solvers and complainers. All of the former left Europe for America centuries ago.

@actionxander @DrHassdenteufel TBF the meme I posted insinuated you were *almost* an environmentalist 😂

@DrHassdenteufel @kpatrickpayne Funny enough I've only ever been called an "environmentalist" thrice and each time was on X by guys on our side 😂

“He just wants to be left alone… pretty cool snake.”

@actionxander @DrHassdenteufel Glad you had a good sense of humor about this. I enjoy what you post.

@DrHassdenteufel @kpatrickpayne Elite use of this meme

Patriots 🇺🇸

@braxton_mccoy Maybe you should ask your neighbor how to build a proper fence

Another one of those mornings where I hear "Braxton, a horse is loose" before I have coffee. Might still be winter because I swear it starts snowing every time this particular horse gets out. Like a damn Punxsutawney Phil of the mountains.

@bmitori @hoplopfheil @MischiefMach So is it a race gun or a carry gun? Because a metal framed Glock is trying to be both and succeeding at neither.

@kpatrickpayne @hoplopfheil @MischiefMach Inexplicable reason? Heavier guns are softer recoiling.

It turns out people have strong opinions about the Ruger RXM

@RodeoProfessor @uncledoomer @douglassmackey Gonna convince my boys to go into mining when they get older by telling them it will be just like Minecraft

@kpatrickpayne @uncledoomer @douglassmackey She seems pretty deranged but if she knew the salaries of my new grads who go into mining she’d throw us all in the gulag

you go to a comedy show after a long day of work and this is the comedy show.

@bmitori @hoplopfheil @MischiefMach This is one of the worst trends in the firearms industry. Everyone switched over to polymer frames years ago because they’re better and now some people are trying to switch back for some inexplicable reason.

@hoplopfheil I think the only interesting thing the RXM provides is a pseudo all steel Glock with a @MischiefMach frame. mischiefmachine.com/ruger-rxm-alph…

@RodeoProfessor @uncledoomer @douglassmackey Her not knowing that mining still exists should be more shocking than it is

@uncledoomer @douglassmackey Peak comedy is girl bosses seething with crazy eyed rage while nagging and lecturing and scolding bubs in the audience and lording graduate degrees over them!

@JesperSode No it doesn’t

@kpatrickpayne It bankrupts a lot of people and is based on “Go fund me”

@makingfaces8 @mikesulsenti @IanCroasdale Well he did say they were European

@mikesulsenti @IanCroasdale Sorry, but you simply know a bunch of idiots. Thinking they represent 740 million people is ridiculous. Whoever learns some basic geography knows it doesn't take a couple hours by car. Whoever drives and tells you that, is just making fun of you. Every kid here knows the...

The average American is vastly more well traveled in distance, geographical, weather/climate, and cultural differences within the borders of the United States than the average European The average European literally can not comprehend North America

@NewYorker I think you need a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys

In a nation of plummeting pride and MAGA hats, “patriotism just isn’t cool anymore,” Arthur Krystal writes. newyorker.com/magazine/2026/…

@dracphelan @GHHILL1911 I’ve owned a Kimber 1911… never again.

@GHHILL1911 It may be under $800, but it is still a Kimber.

Huh... Under 800...

Wow @extradeadjcb you did it

@mattragland Happiness lives on the other side of the desire for money.

One thing I’m really struggling with as a dad in my 40s. The next 15 years are my prime earning years as a professional. The work I did the first 15 years (25-40) are set to pay off the next 15 years. But those are also my kid’s prime childhood years. When I’m 50 my oldest will be out of the house. When I’m 55 only my baby girl will be left. It’s a “yes, and” type of answer that requires a lot of attention and intention. But this is something I think about all the time. If you’re a dad over 60—how did you experience this?

@MDTTAC My two main hunting rifles are chambered in 30-06 and 6.5 PRC. The ought six I inherited and the PRC I bought. If I anticipate longer cross canyon shots I’ll take the PRC but if ranges are shorter either will work just fine.

5 Reasons You Might Want to Ditch This Outdated Round 🤫 Full story: mdttac.com/blogs/read/5-r…