reddickulous
660 posts
If someone "steals" your idea and executes on it before you, then they deserve that idea. Because they executed on it. Do not dwell on stolen ideas. Another one will come, and then you must act.
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Youre under arrest get out of the car and put your pussy to the pavement
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The girls getting bbls dont know if their men are hung enough to handle all those buns and its gonna cause issues if they arent
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A guy made this for me and I was like yay thank you ! Then he started sending me cp and videos of himself with a gun threatening me and I was like omg no !
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@agingtragedy But then you’re constantly looking to recreate that good experience and you usually don’t quite get there
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The problem with drugs (speaking for addy) is that unlike buying a new car, having sex with the hot girl, etc, where you really desire it but once you get it you’re like “aight that was pretty good, but not as good as i thought”, it actually does feel *that* good.
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I am like Spongebob but if he had been sent to Iraq and watched Patrick's legs get blown off
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Within 10 minutes of meeting a guy he told me he hated his wife who he thinks is ugly, he wishes he never had kids and he is 110k in credit card debt. Life can always be worse
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NOT TO GET ANYONE’S HOPES UP
but I have a lead on a Black ICE agent in Minneapolis who may be willing to channel his inner Jamaal to go for the Will Stancil bounty.
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My Amazon shopper substituted Napolitan ice cream with mint chocolate chip and for that I am getting them FIRED
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People worship Anthony Bourdain too much im sorry but if you take yourself out the game you lose goat status
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I cant donate plasma because im too anemic its literally in my DNA to be broke
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@JGMooreWriter It’s a joke post! I sometimes post comically elaborate “bizarre person” behavior. Happy to explain more about why I thought my followers would find this one funny!
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You sound like a dangerous predator.
If I were the barman; I'd tip your date off so they could get the hell out of dodge, and then bar you from my pub.
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I started carrying these on Tinder dates, just in case my date buys into this lie that 2 humans can’t connect without alcohol. Unusual move? Sure. But it’s not “weird” to center authentic connection (+ consent, if it ever comes to that !)
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Im not gonna worry about this intil tomorrow and if its still gone tomorrow well lets just say
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I put all my money into a savings account last night and now the entire account is gone ijbol
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I just found a mysterious bag in my hallway with 5 sweet potatoes inside
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Utah dad arrested with stabbing sex offender 17 times who targeted his daughter, family launches legal fundraiser
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They should invent female police officers and nurses who are not evil
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@williambanks_ I’m sorry for your loss. Whoever convinced this simple young man to go hunting treasure needs to be investigated.
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ryan was a good man and he trusted me
William Banks@williambanks_
happy thanksgiving from the island
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